baconess

Female connoisseur of bacon

When he saw that his girlfriend not only cooked breakfast, lunch and dinner with bacon but also used bacon home-and-body fragrances, Josh knew he had found a true baconess and must keep her at all costs

by Spiritedvision September 13, 2013

Bare Baconess

Derives from the term Dance like Bacon,used to describe someone who cannot dance

dance like bacon

This term covers all areas

The date was Bare Baconess

The man is Bare Baconess!

Her Weave is Bare Baconess

Her dress is bare baconess

by The WTC August 25, 2008

Baconesque

1. Being of bacon, or having properties similar to bacon.

2. Can also be used to describe something that is totally radical.

3. Also is a form of atrificial bacon similar to the spam - ham relationship.

Are you gonna eat all of that BACONESQUE?

This bacon party sure is BACONESQUE.

by p0t April 9, 2008

baconass

A buttocks that is large or consists mostly of fat. Chances are the fat was obtained from eating a plethora of bacon or other high-fat pig products.

Guy 1: "Look Jonathan, that lady has a massive baconass. Gross"
Guy 2: "I know right, she needs to lay off the bacon man"

by JoeyKatoa November 19, 2010

Backness

When you are in the state of being back from being away. (generally used on IM speak)

Screen Name 1: Hey, did you see the thing I sent you earlier?
Screen Name 2: One sec BRB
Screen Name 2: Backness
Screen Name 2: No, I did not see it.

by TertiaryAdjunctUnimatrix01 August 19, 2009

Baconesque

Not the pursuit of perfection, but the achievement of perfection.

Man that guy is so impressive. He is baconesque.

by timtitties December 15, 2009

Baroness Bomburs

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's nick name. Baroness Bomburs is the villain queen of the land of Vulgaria who orders the imprisonment of all children in the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Baroness Bomburs (aka Gov Jan Brewer) considers a bill that would require schools to report undocumented children. The children will then be lured by candy and toys into a wagon by a long nosed man called the Child Catcher (aka Sheriff Joe Arpaio). The children are then indefinitely imprisoned, never to see their parents again.

Baroness Bomburs approves another bill in Arizona, ensuring her delight in the suffering of Chicanos and their children everywhere.

by Truly Scrumptious May 16, 2010