Bachner 

The most handsome, loving and kind man. He’s humble. He’s sweet. A overall one of a kind human-being. No one compares to Bachner. He will go out of his way to make any one smile. He has a postive attitude no matter the circumstances. Bachner will be the one to have ur back no matter who you are.

Bachner is human.

Bachner by angieec7 November 20, 2023

bahner 

A banana

I get bahners in the morning

bahner by Bahner May 13, 2015

bacher 

To break something simple; To fail at a simple task;

Father really bachered the coffee machine, now he cant use the old irish coffee trick to get his new dumpstitute to give up her hymanus.

bacher by Whats not to accept December 24, 2009

bacher 

to insert a dotted half note into a females vagina and a treble clef in the anus.

I bet Ms. Christman goes crazy for the bacher.

bacher by George Alohombro May 11, 2006

Bacher 

Bacher is like Compost.

Compost stinks. Bacher does also.
Bacher have long ugly hair.

You can say something smells like shit, but you can say it smells like bacher.

Bacher by nicokaestli July 15, 2018

bachert 

A Bachert is someone that has a really big penis.

Girl 1: I had sex with him last night.
Girl 2: Was he a Bachert?

bachert by LongDongBong July 4, 2019

bachness monster 

Refers to a male individual having the last name of bach or bach contained within, who possess an enormous penis. Similar to the loch ness monster, the bachness monster is characteristic of an unusually large, cylindrical organ.

"Dude, last night I gave her the bachness monster."
or
"Fuck man, how am I supposed to bang her out with the bachness monster here?"

bachness monster by Steve Bach February 13, 2008