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Christman 

A jesus impersonator/wannaba
"That christman over there thinks he can walk on water, but ive seen him fall into the pool a hundred times by now"
Christman by NZap December 22, 2009

Christman 

A fucking idiot who doesn’t understand anything and watches hentai for a living
Blake is an absolute Christman
Christman by Yeetis fetus October 19, 2019

Christman 

A dick with a small dick; a christian.
My stupid teacher is nothing but a christman!
Christman by bangmilflong April 19, 2017

Christman Shopping 

The manly art of going out the week before Christmas and buying yourself a gift that you really, really want thus causing your friends/family to return the one that they bought you that you hadn't opened yet.
Him: "So I really wanted a new leather coat and I saw this on a Christmas Eve sale and bought it for myself. It's my way of Christman shopping"

Her: "I guess the one that I bought for you can go to the homeless shelter for Christmas. At least they'll appreciate it"
Christman Shopping by GUK S. December 23, 2009

michael christman 

1.) Feeler
2.) Synonym of headass
3.) A gold ranked player that mains Junkrat and Roadhog in Overwatch and sometimes chooses to play Torbjorn when he feels like being a real scumbag.

4.) Member of LTA's 2018 senior class who is a Packers fan that hates the Patriots and Seahawks and roasts anybody who likes either of these teams. He also doesn't like League of Legends.
Jeremy: That michael christman is such a gay feeler. Am I right, Chris?
Chris: Yeah, he should just go back to making out with his fictional waifu, Tracer.

Tyler Christman 

A hell of a guy who lived his life to the fullest (age14) died (September 20) doing what he loved playing football everyone prayed for his Health but wasn’t enough for a miracle this guy is coolest man you would meet
Guy 1: Dude I wish I was Tyler Christman

Guy 2: who doesn’t
Tyler Christman by xN8NB0710x September 22, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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