bachert

A Bachert is someone that has a really big penis.

Girl 1: I had sex with him last night.
Girl 2: Was he a Bachert?

by LongDongBong July 4, 2019

bacher

To break something simple; To fail at a simple task;

Father really bachered the coffee machine, now he cant use the old irish coffee trick to get his new dumpstitute to give up her hymanus.

by Whats not to accept December 24, 2009

bashert

BASHERT means destiny in yiddish

"Just as well/ i figure/everything happens for a reason/ BASHERT — as we say," she wrote. "And on we go..." said Rosie O'donnel.

by Tai Ji December 1, 2007

Bashert

Meant to be, destined.

That girl's bashert for you!

by Liminalhasid April 20, 2021

bacher

to insert a dotted half note into a females vagina and a treble clef in the anus.

I bet Ms. Christman goes crazy for the bacher.

by George Alohombro May 11, 2006

Bacher

Bacher is like Compost.

Compost stinks. Bacher does also.
Bacher have long ugly hair.

You can say something smells like shit, but you can say it smells like bacher.

by nicokaestli July 15, 2018

bachette

An uncommon gang weapon comprised of a baseball bat with a machette taped to the hitting end so that hitting someone with it will cut them as well.

That bloods got a bachette! Ah!!!!!!! wip out your nines!

by sir loin April 30, 2005