Babonic Plague 

the norovirus that shut down Babson College during March-April 2009

Hey man, I can't come over. I've got the Babonic Plague and I'm vomming all over the place.

Babonic Plague by concernedcitizen123 March 30, 2009

Bubonic Plague 

Bubonic Plague is a contagious, often fatal epidemic disease which killed a third (50 Millon) of the world's population of Europeans and Asians in the 1430's. The bubonic plague is caused by the bacterium Yersinia pestis, transmitted from person to person, a bite of a flea from an infected host, and a bite from an infected rat.It is characterized by chills, fever, vomiting, bloody semen, diarrhea, the formation of buboes, inflamed lymph nodes (around armpits, neck, and groin), pain areas in the abdomen or muscles, coughing blood, the whole body would feel fever, chills, fatigue, or malaise, Gastrointestinal (nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea), and commonly, bleeding, delirium, headache, phlegm, shortness of breath, or swollen and tender lymph node.

The Bubonic Plague is a virus

Bubonic Plague by TF2 Fan April 1, 2017

bubonic plague 

A contagious, often fatal epidemic disease which lolwtfpwnd a third of the world's population. The bubonic plague is caused by the bacterium Yersinia pestis, transmitted from person to person or by the bite of fleas from an infected host, especially a rat, and characterized by chills, fever, vomiting, bloody semen, diarrhea, and the formation of buboes.

Me: I have the bubonic plague. My lymph nodes R hurt.
Onlooker: You are lolwtfpwnd.

bubonic plague by sux0r May 11, 2006

Bubonic plague 

The fun loving lighthearted gentler cousin of Covid 19.

At least with the bubonic plague you can take antibiotics and get over the bacilli.

Bubonic plague by Murray the K July 27, 2020

Bubonic plague 

What people treat the coronavirus like.

You don't see dead bodies laying in the street, at least not yet, so is the pestilence called the coronavirus anything like the bubonic plague?

Bubonic plague by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021

bubonic plague 

said bbiubonic, don't be a peasant, it is believed "the plague" by foolish nomanclature, to be actually trichinosis or dissentary and the only known cause of death for starvation
though it will kill you in highest doses of poison
so there was, shaking posture, darty paranoia and a belief in sycosis giving you power, so plagued 'methhead' classical behaviour, and the tearing of one's own skin

I thought he was a fink he couldn't stop talking about the biubonic plague like we all knew what 'the plague' meant, and like he wanted to say it a bunch, i said "bubonic plague?" and he looked at me and he said, "Obviously.." so whAt?

bubonic plague by Setsuko Kaguya December 11, 2018

Bubonic plague 

Something the WHO/scientists/CDC/government doesn't want anybody to freak out about until everybody is freaking out about it, which sounds familiar enough.

Theres nothing in the shipping container, it might just be a little Bubonic plague, dont worry about it. It's not dangerous.

Bubonic plague by Solid Mantis July 6, 2020