The fun loving lighthearted gentler cousin of Covid 19.
At least with the bubonic plague you can take antibiotics and get over the bacilli.
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Bubonic plague
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The act of lumping all human colds flus stomachaches and allergies up with the coronavirus because you are too scared to see a doctor and get treatment.
Man he went to work on Monday but came down with a sudden case of cliche 19..
The art of poor leadership
THAT WHODADDY BUSDRIVER SPENT HALF AN HOUR PARKING THE BUS BEFORE HE LEFT WITHOIT ANY PASSENGERS.
Only locking down select parts of the city.
Man he could lockdowntown if he didnt work in Area 51.
The act of blowing raspberries through your facemask while debating the opposite sex.
Man I wish she could feel the negative vibest she gave off during my harem scarem.
The act of ordering a pizza during the Covid epidemic and it being delivered to your house faster than when times were normal.
Man as soon as I put down the phone they were domino distancing my doorbell 3 times.
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The art of not being able to work out at the gym while your home team advances to the next round in the playoffs.
WE COULD ALWAYS gymtendo our way to the Stanley Cup.
