Baboonic
Baboonic by Skeweneus Snoep October 11, 2017
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baboonitis
a severe case of monkey butt in which your butthole hurts/itches from not wiping good enough usually made worse by sweat, usually is so bad that it causes the inflicted to uncontrollably itch their butthole similar to baboons
baboonitis by dirtboy70 February 24, 2010
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Baboonic • babooning • baboonish • Baboonism • Babonic Plague • Baboonce • baboonchie • baboonier • Babooniform • Baboonin
babooning
When a guy (the pitcher) ass-fucks another guy (the catcher) with such vigor that the ass cheeks of the guy getting cornholed turn bright red. Often, babooning results in the pitcher getting a cherry belly as well.
babooning by Garranimal July 11, 2009
Babooning
Pooping. More along the lines of loud, explosive, gut wrenching pooping that feels like an entire family of baboons are tearing apart you intestines. Also used to describe pooping in public places so the general population has no idea what is about to happen.
"Hey Shane, are you ok in there? I heard a lot of noise."
"Yeah Larry, I am fine! I am just babooning."
"Yeah Larry, I am fine! I am just babooning."
Babooning by bizdoggette June 6, 2016
baboonchie
(Baboon-chee)
A spin-off of boochie created by Twaimz. Creates extra emphasis on that fact that someone looks and acts like a baboon while being a fucking bitchy whore.
A spin-off of boochie created by Twaimz. Creates extra emphasis on that fact that someone looks and acts like a baboon while being a fucking bitchy whore.
Slayster Baddie: ugh how dare you touch me you baboonchie ass slut
Random: omg that’s so mean *cries in shame*
Random: omg that’s so mean *cries in shame*
baboonchie by .radish. October 30, 2022
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