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baboonitis 

a severe case of monkey butt in which your butthole hurts/itches from not wiping good enough usually made worse by sweat, usually is so bad that it causes the inflicted to uncontrollably itch their butthole similar to baboons
after the mx race i had a bad case of baboonitis.
baboonitis by dirtboy70 February 24, 2010

Baboonin 

(v) the art of picking up black chicks at the club
"Yo man, down to go swoon some white chicks at the club tonight?"

"Man I ain't trynna go swoonin I'm trynna go baboonin and get me a fine African honey!"
Baboonin by SlowBlows September 7, 2014
When a guy (the pitcher) ass-fucks another guy (the catcher) with such vigor that the ass cheeks of the guy getting cornholed turn bright red. Often, babooning results in the pitcher getting a cherry belly as well.
Romeo used up an entire tube of lube last night while babooning Damian.
babooning by Garranimal July 11, 2009
Pooping. More along the lines of loud, explosive, gut wrenching pooping that feels like an entire family of baboons are tearing apart you intestines. Also used to describe pooping in public places so the general population has no idea what is about to happen.
"Hey Shane, are you ok in there? I heard a lot of noise."
"Yeah Larry, I am fine! I am just babooning."
Babooning by bizdoggette June 6, 2016

Baboonism 

When a person or group of people act with no intelligence ie stupid unsociable behaviour together with their inability to reason or apply logic
I would use baboonism in context to a response

Ie. Why are they acting in that way?
" thats just baboonism "
Baboonism by Stee Bee December 24, 2019

baboonchie 

(Baboon-chee)
A spin-off of boochie created by Twaimz. Creates extra emphasis on that fact that someone looks and acts like a baboon while being a fucking bitchy whore.
Slayster Baddie: ugh how dare you touch me you baboonchie ass slut
Random: omg that’s so mean *cries in shame*
baboonchie by .radish. October 30, 2022