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Antibiotics are wonderful pills 

Antibiotics their wonderful pills but don't ever think they'll cure all of your ills,

got the cold?
got the flu?

feeling under the weather?
that's just a virus, We can't make that better!

take us for the wrong thing...
That's dangerous to do!
cuz when you really need us we can stop working for you,
so please don't end up paying the price!
always take ur doctor's advice!
antibiotics are wonderful pills take them, please z

i'm on antibiotics

Excuse to not constitute in sexual behaviour.
Phrase commonly used to avoid having relations with busted boys.
Man:"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Woman: "Mmmm...I don't think so,Im afraid I'm on antibiotics."
i'm on antibiotics by ElleOh September 1, 2006

i'm on antibiotics

the gay excuse used for not drinking.
"Hey have a swig.",said Eric. "Nah man i cant, im on antibiotics." said Chubbs
i'm on antibiotics by chubbs August 7, 2003

Antibiotic 

A type of drug that was (officially) discovered in 1928 when Sir Alexander Fleming was cleaning out his petri dishes then saw a mold on one of them. He studied it, and noticed that all of the bacteria around the mold had been killed. Now, we use these "wonder drugs" to save people who (over a hundred years ago) would have died a painful death from bacterial infections. Now, unfortunately, they are overused and used when unnecessary, and can lead to antibiotic resistance. Includes penicillin, amoxicillin, streptomycin, neomycin, paromycin, cefepime, cefprozil, aztreonam, cifprofloxacin, etc.
Doctor: You have strep throat, so I will be prescribing you a ten-day antibiotic.

Patient: Thank you, Docto. Now my throat won't be sore anymore.
Antibiotic by MetalHead16 March 1, 2011

antiboyotics 

term used to describe mtf substances such as Estradiol and Testosterone blockers
how long have you been on antiboyotics?
antiboyotics by lanoi June 3, 2022

antibiotic 

See wordcocaine/word.
antibiotic by larstait October 12, 2003
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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