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Antibiotics are wonderful pills 

Antibiotics their wonderful pills but don't ever think they'll cure all of your ills,

got the cold?
got the flu?

feeling under the weather?
that's just a virus, We can't make that better!

take us for the wrong thing...
That's dangerous to do!
cuz when you really need us we can stop working for you,
so please don't end up paying the price!
always take ur doctor's advice!
antibiotics are wonderful pills take them, please z

i'm on antibiotics

Excuse to not constitute in sexual behaviour.
Phrase commonly used to avoid having relations with busted boys.
Man:"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Woman: "Mmmm...I don't think so,Im afraid I'm on antibiotics."
i'm on antibiotics by ElleOh September 1, 2006

i'm on antibiotics

the gay excuse used for not drinking.
"Hey have a swig.",said Eric. "Nah man i cant, im on antibiotics." said Chubbs
i'm on antibiotics by chubbs August 7, 2003

Antibiotic 

A type of drug that was (officially) discovered in 1928 when Sir Alexander Fleming was cleaning out his petri dishes then saw a mold on one of them. He studied it, and noticed that all of the bacteria around the mold had been killed. Now, we use these "wonder drugs" to save people who (over a hundred years ago) would have died a painful death from bacterial infections. Now, unfortunately, they are overused and used when unnecessary, and can lead to antibiotic resistance. Includes penicillin, amoxicillin, streptomycin, neomycin, paromycin, cefepime, cefprozil, aztreonam, cifprofloxacin, etc.
Doctor: You have strep throat, so I will be prescribing you a ten-day antibiotic.

Patient: Thank you, Docto. Now my throat won't be sore anymore.
Antibiotic by MetalHead16 March 1, 2011

antiboyotics 

term used to describe mtf substances such as Estradiol and Testosterone blockers
how long have you been on antiboyotics?
antiboyotics by lanoi June 3, 2022

antibiotic 

See wordcocaine/word.
antibiotic by larstait October 12, 2003