Definitions by sux0r

Joe the Plumber

Brother of Mike the Mechanic, son of Jane the Prostitute, father of Jonny, the chronic falling-down-well child, husband of Wonderwoman.

Friend to all?

1) In your entry, link to other words with square brackets.

2) Joe the Plumber is everyone's fair weather friend.

Joe the Plumber by sux0r February 23, 2009

Patriots 

Bunch of hacks who got their asses handed to them by the NYG during the epic Superbowl 42. Have a cheerleading squad of fans comprised of the same club who don pink BoSox caps.

True Patriots fans are like true Red Sox fans: There are very few far and in between.

The 18-1 record butt-hurt the Japanese deep sea scuba diver, who happened to be wearing a Patriots jersey and neon yellow Red Sox hat at the time.

Patriots by sux0r February 4, 2008

marshie 

Seriously fucked up marshmallow that's going to have sent me to psychotherapy for years.

1930s Homestar referring to Marshie: "That monster gone give me nightmares."

marshie by sux0r February 3, 2008

brass knuckles 

A weapon in first, third and second-type shooter games that blows entire scrotum-fulls of nutsacks.

Brass knuckles blow nutsacks. I don't even know why they put them in GTA. I want the chronoscepter, nigga.

brass knuckles by sux0r February 3, 2008

JewF

Derogatory abbreviation for "Jew Fucker." (Usually associated with positive stereotyping.)

Kim was too much of a horsefaced idjit to be a true JewF and have sex with Moses; so she dated a jiggalo redneck with a dick cheese factory, instead.

JewF by sux0r February 1, 2008

muggle 

Bastardization of moogle.

1) Final Fantasy had muggles way before J.K. Rowling was a fetus.

2) Mog is a muggle. Or moogle.

3) The Muggle's traditional mating call is, simply, "Kupo!"

muggle by sux0r August 5, 2007

Suspect Chin 

(Adj.) Used to describe a playacting player, whose overly iced out, G'd up, rugged surface hides an individual who would snitch a true G out to the popo if just a little bit of C.O. pressure is applied.

(n.) A Suspect chin nigga who would miserably fail a chin check, or at least warrant uncertainty if said chin check comes to being for real, for real.

1) Thought my boy was straight was straight street 'til a weed charge got dropped while we was at the weed cypher and nigga turned suspect chin the second he saw the blue.

2) I hope that none of my homeboys turn suspect chin if a chin check is rolled out by some cloak-and-dagger cats in the unit.

Suspect Chin by sux0r June 16, 2007