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bubonic plague

A contagious, often fatal epidemic disease which lolwtfpwnd a third of the world's population. The bubonic plague is caused by the bacterium Yersinia pestis, transmitted from person to person or by the bite of fleas from an infected host, especially a rat, and characterized by chills, fever, vomiting, bloody semen, diarrhea, and the formation of buboes.

Me: I have the bubonic plague. My lymph nodes R hurt.
Onlooker: You are lolwtfpwnd.

by sux0r May 11, 2006

the Purple Moose

A concoction containing extremely potent hash that has been sprayed with crushed up Zanax pills, or some other prescription tranquilizer. It is rumored that if ingested, smoked, injected or anally inserted in large quantities, one shall see "The Purple Moose."

Mike Mussina.

by sux0r September 6, 2003

P.I.M.P.

This is what happens when the word "pimp" gains three unnecessary extra syllables.

P.I.M.P. are notorious for getting their asses handed to them by pimps.

1) P.I.M.P.s are solicitors of P.R.O.S.T.I.T.U.T.E.S.

2) You can save time by saying the word "pimp" instead of the bastardization "P.I.M.P."

3) This is a slightly uptarded attempt at acronym-making.

by sux0r May 11, 2006

scorpion tank

A slow-rolling tank in Halo that can house 1 driver and seats 4 (2 on each tred). It has a full 360° tilt-rotor upon which its weaponry is mounted. Its primary weapon is a powerful mortar that recharges every 5 seconds and its secondary weapon is an inaccurate machine gun that is essentially equivelant to 2 assault rifles being fired simultaneously.

The Scorpion Tank can easily be pwned by a ghost in multi-player battle.

by sux0r October 2, 2003

Frosted Flakes

A blonde person who has been put inside of a freezer.

The redhead poured liquid nitrogen on the blonde, turning her into frosted flakes.

by sux0r August 13, 2003

muggle

Bastardization of moogle.

1) Final Fantasy had muggles way before J.K. Rowling was a fetus.

2) Mog is a muggle. Or moogle.

3) The Muggle's traditional mating call is, simply, "Kupo!"

by sux0r August 5, 2007

pop

P - Power
O - Of
P - Persuasion

No one can resist my POP.

by sux0r March 24, 2004