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Purple Moose

A concoction containing extremely potent hash that has been sprayed with crushed up Zanax pills, or some other form of prescription tranquilizer. It is rumored that if ingested, smoked, injected or anally inserted in large quantities, one shall see "The Purple Moose."
Michael Cole Mussina
by sux0r September 6, 2003
mugGet the Purple Moosemug.

Argentina

A South American country with the fastest growing economy, surprisingly devoid of wetbacks and with a reason to *be* arrogant; especially considering most of its hatred is begot by those easily offended by the probability of football/soccer match outcomes (pretty self-explanatory from that point forward.)

Argentina was fucked by the IMF due to first world country foreign investment INTERESTED in an Argentinian workforce due to the Castellanos' ability to elicit the only tangible, global and non-immigrated workload within the South American world. This is because of Argentina's being the only country capable of eliciting a tangible, global and non-immigrated workload within the South American world.

Argentina's emersed economy grew rapidly despite conflict withstood under military rule. As a permanent result, it has, does and will surpass all other South American countries in every aspect of the developing country spectrum whereas both South America and the global net economy is concerned.

While most Paraguyans tote an air of superiority, it is only the Argentinians who can boast their going above and beyond the traditionally thought of South American feudal standard.

Argentina is the only *not* third world South American country, most probably because of its not being infested with ancesterally butchered vengeful cavepeople whose nationality revolves around fútbol.
1) It is very difficult for Argentina not to have inherent pompousness when comparison is drawn between it and any of its neighbors.

2) I just watched the Argentinian Manu Ginobili *not* get a ridiculous amount of foul calls playing for an NBA salary that could probably purchase most Central and South American states.

3) The Gaucho laughed at the chavs boasting a "war" "won" in the Faulkland Islands/Malvinas as The War in Iraq really does look like Mission Accomplished by comparison (this is mainly due to said Gaucho's superior education in pretty much knowing that the chunk of rock Buenos Aires could pee on is inhabited by sheep and goatherders; outmatched a trillion times by the Argentine meat industry alone, and who not only share no allegiance to either England or Argentina, but were a blip on the radar before, during and after any conflict in that region emerged.)

4) Argentina is the only Latin American country that can happily accept its past, present and future.
by sux0r June 16, 2007
mugGet the Argentinamug.

Sting

what bitchass cops do to drugdealers who are over the 100 million mark.
piglet: "if this sting goes according to plan! i'll be upgraded to petty officer!"
by sux0r October 12, 2003
mugGet the Stingmug.

brick

too expensive for my taste
by sux0r September 27, 2003
mugGet the brickmug.

bubonic plague

A contagious, often fatal epidemic disease which lolwtfpwnd a third of the world's population. The bubonic plague is caused by the bacterium Yersinia pestis, transmitted from person to person or by the bite of fleas from an infected host, especially a rat, and characterized by chills, fever, vomiting, bloody semen, diarrhea, and the formation of buboes.
Me: I have the bubonic plague. My lymph nodes R hurt.
Onlooker: You are lolwtfpwnd.
by sux0r May 11, 2006
mugGet the bubonic plaguemug.

rock slinger

A term highly used in the late 1980s and early 1990s during the crack-boom to describe an individual selling or in possession of crack rocks. Remnants of its lingo are still evident in hip-hop lyrics, etc.
"Yo. Hello. I be dat 'nigga'. 'Dey call me 'da Rock Slinga, cuz' I sell dat crack to all da bling-blingas."
by sux0r August 12, 2003
mugGet the rock slingermug.

Oscar the Grouch

Should you be so fortunate as to be hitting a girl from behind, you may wish as to consider the most incredible (and rewarding) sexual positions ever concocted.

The Oscar the Grouch is amazing, yet incredibly simple. While pummeling the lucky candidate (from behind naturally) she sticks her head inside of a garbage can... Preferably containing GARBAGE with at least 1 rotten banana peel.
Just when Fhqwhgads thought she had seen it all, she was given an Oscar the Grouch... Yikes!!!
by sux0r September 6, 2003
mugGet the Oscar the Grouchmug.

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