BonJovi

Truly a Great Rock Star Awesome in Concert Great Singer The Best in the whole wide World. he had Such Hits As runaway, Dead or alive. living on a prayer and Bed Of Roses.

Jack Says to Sara Wanna go to a bonjovi Concert Tonight.

by Ratt April 11, 2005

bonjovi on steroids

phrase used to tell something is crazy; incredible; out of this world

Man, you're acting like you're bonjovi on steroids.

by El_Scorcho August 24, 2003

laugh like bonjovi playing a sting song

this is what you can say to someone when you're typing to them and they go "heheheh"

I made a funny, and you go: heheheh

You can they say "You laugh like bonjovi playing a sting song."

by El_Scorcho September 8, 2003

Bon Jovi’d

It’s when you eat out a person’s butthole but you have no clue what their last shower or bathroom situation was, so you are pretty much just living on a prayer.

You: Met this chick while I was leaving the bar last night and she took me back to her place...

Me: word?

You: Yeah, we were both pretty horny so I straight Bon Jovi’d her as soon as she closed the door. Let me tell you, God was good that night.

Me: You play a dangerous game, my friend.

by Twitch11614 May 26, 2019

A Bon Jovi

Being interupted during sex - as in, 'half way there...'.

"I was about to drop my load in Becky when my roommate bardged in the room. Becky ran to the bathroom, then wouldn't let me finish...leaving me with a Bon Jovi."

by Jo Mo November 10, 2005

Bon Jovi

Noun;
The hair thst grows around your asshole

Tom tried to shave his Bon Jovi, but he ended up with a horrible infection.

by Black Rooster June 19, 2007

Bonjova

a. a type of tree that is located in africa next to the wild bears who eat worms for food; with a hint of mayonnaise.
b. some sort of toy that is used by toddlers under the age of 2 and 3 months that makes orgasmic noises; only sold in East Compton at ToyZZ'R'Not'Ussss'So'Leave!
c. another word for infected cum aka jizz; a cum that oozes green.

a.Did you see that new bonjova that The Vinoya Family grew in their front lawn!?
b. I got Kristine and Ryan the new Bonjova they are selling at ToyZZ'R'Not'Ussss'So'Leave!; they are gonna be soo excited!
c. Shawquanda's man leaked out bonjova; and she was immediatley turned on.

by RyanGirll December 24, 2008