Truly a Great Rock Star Awesome in Concert Great Singer The Best in the whole wideWorld. he had Such Hits As runaway, Dead or alive. living on a prayer and Bed Of Roses.
It’s when you eat out a person’s butthole but you have no clue what their last shower or bathroom situation was, so you are pretty much just living on a prayer.
You: Met this chick while I was leaving the bar last night and she took me back to her place...
Me: word?
You: Yeah, we were both pretty horny so I straight Bon Jovi’d her as soon as she closed the door. Let me tell you, God was good that night.
"I was about to drop my load in Becky when my roommate bardged in the room. Becky ran to the bathroom, then wouldn't let me finish...leaving me with a Bon Jovi."
a. a type of tree that is located in africa next to the wild bears who eat worms for food; with a hint of mayonnaise.
b. some sort of toy that is used by toddlers under the age of 2 and 3 months that makes orgasmic noises; only sold in East Compton at ToyZZ'R'Not'Ussss'So'Leave!
c. another word for infected cum aka jizz; a cum that oozes green.
a.Did you see that new bonjova that The Vinoya Family grew in their front lawn!?
b. I got Kristine and Ryan the new Bonjova they are selling at ToyZZ'R'Not'Ussss'So'Leave!; they are gonna be soo excited!
c. Shawquanda's man leaked out bonjova; and she was immediatley turned on.