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bonjovi on steroids

phrase used to tell something is crazy; incredible; out of this world
Man, you're acting like you're bonjovi on steroids.
bonjovi on steroids by El_Scorcho August 24, 2003

laugh like bonjovi playing a sting song 

this is what you can say to someone when you're typing to them and they go "heheheh"
I made a funny, and you go: heheheh

You can they say "You laugh like bonjovi playing a sting song."

Bon Jovi’d 

It’s when you eat out a person’s butthole but you have no clue what their last shower or bathroom situation was, so you are pretty much just living on a prayer.
You: Met this chick while I was leaving the bar last night and she took me back to her place...

Me: word?

You: Yeah, we were both pretty horny so I straight Bon Jovi’d her as soon as she closed the door. Let me tell you, God was good that night.

Me: You play a dangerous game, my friend.
Bon Jovi’d by Twitch11614 May 26, 2019

A Bon Jovi 

Being interupted during sex - as in, 'half way there...'.
"I was about to drop my load in Becky when my roommate bardged in the room. Becky ran to the bathroom, then wouldn't let me finish...leaving me with a Bon Jovi."
A Bon Jovi by Jo Mo November 10, 2005

Bon Jovi 

Noun;
The hair thst grows around your asshole
Tom tried to shave his Bon Jovi, but he ended up with a horrible infection.
Bon Jovi by Black Rooster June 19, 2007
a. a type of tree that is located in africa next to the wild bears who eat worms for food; with a hint of mayonnaise.
b. some sort of toy that is used by toddlers under the age of 2 and 3 months that makes orgasmic noises; only sold in East Compton at ToyZZ'R'Not'Ussss'So'Leave!
c. another word for infected cum aka jizz; a cum that oozes green.
a.Did you see that new bonjova that The Vinoya Family grew in their front lawn!?
b. I got Kristine and Ryan the new Bonjova they are selling at ToyZZ'R'Not'Ussss'So'Leave!; they are gonna be soo excited!
c. Shawquanda's man leaked out bonjova; and she was immediatley turned on.
Bonjova by RyanGirll December 24, 2008