Bonjova

a. a type of tree that is located in africa next to the wild bears who eat worms for food; with a hint of mayonnaise.
b. some sort of toy that is used by toddlers under the age of 2 and 3 months that makes orgasmic noises; only sold in East Compton at ToyZZ'R'Not'Ussss'So'Leave!
c. another word for infected cum aka jizz; a cum that oozes green.

a.Did you see that new bonjova that The Vinoya Family grew in their front lawn!?
b. I got Kristine and Ryan the new Bonjova they are selling at ToyZZ'R'Not'Ussss'So'Leave!; they are gonna be soo excited!
c. Shawquanda's man leaked out bonjova; and she was immediatley turned on.

by RyanGirll December 24, 2008

bonjovi on steroids

phrase used to tell something is crazy; incredible; out of this world

Man, you're acting like you're bonjovi on steroids.

by El_Scorcho August 24, 2003

laugh like bonjovi playing a sting song

this is what you can say to someone when you're typing to them and they go "heheheh"

I made a funny, and you go: heheheh

You can they say "You laugh like bonjovi playing a sting song."

by El_Scorcho September 8, 2003

Bonjola

A fun way to say "HI" with a mix of french "BONjour" and spanish "hOLA"

Girl 1: "Hi!"
Girl 2: "Bonjola!"

by FabulousGab October 11, 2010

Bonjover

a Bon Jovi inspired boner

i was front row at the bon jovi concert and during living on a prayer i got a Bonjover

by Harry the dinosaur boner February 24, 2011

bonjoviswift

the only bon jovi stan in Twitter stan to ever existed, he's nice but sometimes annoying. He also love to put straight porn in timeline cause he's basic straight guy. His hobby is dm random account to make a friend but most of them blocked him cause they think he have bad intentions.

bonjoviswift, bon jovi, bon jovi stan, swifties

by stan Twitter swiftie October 30, 2020

Bonjovicilin (bad medicine)

A medication taken twice daily until Bon Jovi release a new album or state new tour dates. There ain’t no doctor that can cure your disease. Medication given by Dr. J Bon Jovi.

“I really need some Bonjovicilin (bad medicine) because I ain't got a fever, I got a permanent disease
It'll take more than a doctor to prescribe a remedy
I got lots of money, but it isn't what I need
Gonna take more than a shot to get this poison out of me
And I got all the symptoms, count 'em one, two, three”

Yes I just quoted Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi - you’re welcome :)

by sixxaep March 11, 2023