BLORTED 

When killed in a videogame in an unexpected, over the top or ridiculous manner

We were playing squad and couldn't make it out of spawn we just kept getting blorted by a tank from across the map

BLORTED by Ivanent April 1, 2022

blarted on the job 

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise

"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"

blarted on the job by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015

Bloated Violin 

A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.

Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.

Bloated Violin by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012

blosted 

to be very high from smokeing large amounts of ganja.

asiel:did you see that boy mike?

zach:hell yea that boy blosted!!

toasted

blosted by yeyo gonzalez April 13, 2010

Bloated Queef 

It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.

After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!

Damn near gave me whiplash!

Bloated Queef by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

blorsed 

being drunk (horsed) and high (blazed) at the same time

bro i was soo blorsed at tayla forde's party dude

HI

blorsed by guy thompsoner December 21, 2010

Bloated 

When you eat to much and your stomach gets big.

girl: I ate so much I am bloated

Bloated by xoxo gi May 30, 2019