Blerted

Blerted - to eject fast

He Blerted his man fat all over her face

by Gswords December 4, 2016

Blert

Someone who is below average intelligence

You is just a BLERT

by CORF February 12, 2003

blert

someone who is of less than average intelligence

stop arsing about,you fuckin`blert

by wilkie January 11, 2009

blert

Literally a "black alert" for when women with chocolate fever want to alert their ladies that a hot black guy is in the premises.

"Daaaaamn--check out the blert to the right!"

by uneazy-e August 17, 2010

Blert

Ehh it's alright.

1. "Hey man. Did you see that new Ben Affleck movie?"
2. "Blert."

by James ggg March 5, 2015

blert

that thing you do when you do stuff

OH BOY! I just ran over someone in teh taco car! BLERT!

by Gagivan November 2, 2004

Blert

Windsurfing equipment.

Oh, the wind is awesome today, grab your blert and meet me at the beach.

by Bigboi6969699 August 30, 2018