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Blerted

Blerted - to eject fast
He Blerted his man fat all over her face
by Gswords December 4, 2016
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blarted on the job

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise
"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"
by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015
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Berted

to get completely inebriated on a weekday, knowing you have to work the next day
Feeling rubbish - got absolutely Berted last night, and have a full day of meetings today.
by Neroli119 May 14, 2017
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Paul Blarted

The act of eating a pixie stick and then kicking some serious ass!
Man 1- Bro what did you do today?
Man 2- I Paul Blarted some bitch!
Man 1- Awesome what flavor?
Man 2- Orange
by That Faggot No One Likes October 3, 2012
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Berted

When a white barber tries to do a fade and goes to high leaving you looking like Bert from Bert and Earnie.
I told you not to fade it high. You Berted me.
by bobjones3r4234 February 9, 2010
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Berted

Similar to Rinsed; it describes someone who has just been made to look like a fool. This can be for many reasons, such as of losing an argument, not coming up with a good comeback to an insult, losing a competitive game or generally messing up.

Its thought that its usage comes from the well-known wit of Chris Lambert, a CBBC host in the early 90's famous for his put-downs.
'Your mum's a slag!'
-No response
'Dude, that guy totally berted you'

'I lost at one touch one bounce'
'Yeah, you were berted pretty bad'

'Take one step closer and I will bert you'

'Its a fine line between looking cool and looking as if you've been berted'

'I dont like your friends- they kept berting me.'

'Bert you!'
'Bert off!'
by ShanHasan May 13, 2009
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Blarted

Adjective.

The act of becoming inebriated, usually to a point of belligerent outbursts and excessive rowdiness. One who gets Blarted is generally a Bro, and will Blart with other Bros. The term was invented when a CREW of sailors decided to determine what is the maximum number of drinks one can consume before death occurs. They were watching the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop at the time and decided Blart was the perfect name for their dangerous activity.
People who say blarted confuse me.
by Theoh Albrekt August 17, 2010
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