Bl1nd

A 20 year old person with an afro who protects Leelousters and Thedragons. This person also sticks up people right outside of mcdonalds with a broken Chardonnay bottle. He loves licking mens sweaty underwear and makes 14 year olds happy in their special places

"Mommy, A Bl1nd licked me last night" Screamed Derek. "What a coincidence, I got robbed by one while buying you your lunch" Said Derek's whore

Bl1nd by Inuphant March 28, 2008

tri-poly blend 

A fictitious fiber blend often mentioned by Paula Poundstone during her podcast. It is supposedly used to craft her fine line of T-shirts.

"These shirts are made from a remarkably soft Tri-Poly Blend."

tri-poly blend by mpaandaa November 5, 2018

I think I might have left the blender turned on 

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

I think I might have left the blender turned on by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

Need-blind 

When you need something so bad, that you can't see it even if it's in front of your face.

I looked at the key holder ten times, but I was so need-blind I couldn't find my keys.

Need-blind by Wes "White Chocolate" Nessman June 23, 2018

Red eye blind

Red eye blind is military slang for killed by a forehead penetration wound.

The sniper told his team that the terrorist was red eye blind, KIA.

Red eye blind by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

blind bandit 

The undercover identity of Toph Bei-Fong from the TV show "Avatar: The Last Airbender." At a very young age, she signed up for a fighting tournament under this name to escape her parents' detection, and proceeded to kick the asses of all people (mostly grown men) who dare to stand before her.

And now, I give you your champion... The Blind Bandit!

I will offer up this sack of gold to anyone who can defeat the Blind Bandit! ...What? No one dares challenge her?

blind bandit by medianoche27 January 17, 2009

Blender game 

Two or more guys put there penis in a blender, the first one to pull out or get cut loses

"Damn i have a big dick i always lose the blender game"

Blender game by Redmovement March 19, 2015