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bitch ass hoe mother fucker. an easy way to cuss at someone messing with you.
Kid~fight me
Me~ alright bahmf
bahmf by XxZoexX August 1, 2020
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Stands for, “Bitch I hope the fuck you do!” Used by some people on the internet, and is a somewhat popular internet meme.
Daughter: “Hey mom can I borrow $100? ”
Mom: “BIHTFUD! You know money is tight around here!”
bihtfud by Quantix48 July 23, 2017
Boobies In My Face - A term commonly used when attending classy gentlemans' clubs.
Hey Paul, did you get any BIMF while you were in Vegas last weekend?

YA MAN!!!
BIMF by PhatWeasel2 December 9, 2008
Extremely cold. Near or below freezing.
"Fucking hell it's bimf outside!"
bimf by Araelius December 28, 2005
bitch ass hoe mother fucker. an easy way to cuss at someone messing with you. most people haven't heard of it, so they'll get confused.
dude messing with you "bitch come over here, stupid ugly cunt!" you "BAHMF!" guy gets really confused and looks at his friends, you run over and punch him.

or if your lazy and hate typing, just ype bahmf to someone fucking with you.
BAHMF by shylaxrawr February 12, 2009
Exclamatory acronym using the first letter of each word in the phrase “balls in my face.” As can be deduced from the literal meaning of the idiom, BIMF is most fittingly used to express extreme distress, often at the unfairness and unwanted strife resulting from a punishment or an unexpectedly and unforeseeably agonizing incident, and inherently compares the painful and undesirable ramifications of the experience metaphorically to having a huge set of hairy testicles plastered against one’s face.
“Dude, I still can’t believe my parents took away my car yesterday! I didn’t even do anything!”
Yeah man, I know. That was like total BIMF!”
BIMF by Joseph Finklestein June 16, 2008