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bitch ass hoe mother fucker. an easy way to cuss at someone messing with you.
Kid~fight me
Me~ alright bahmf
bahmf by XxZoexX August 1, 2020
Related Words
BIHMF • bimf • bhmf • BAHMF • bihm • Bdhmf • bfhmf • biamff • Bigmfrnshiesty • BigMFwill
Stands for, “Bitch I hope the fuck you do!” Used by some people on the internet, and is a somewhat popular internet meme.
Daughter: “Hey mom can I borrow $100? ”
Mom: “BIHTFUD! You know money is tight around here!”
bihtfud by Quantix48 July 23, 2017
Boobies In My Face - A term commonly used when attending classy gentlemans' clubs.
Hey Paul, did you get any BIMF while you were in Vegas last weekend?

YA MAN!!!
BIMF by PhatWeasel2 December 9, 2008
Extremely cold. Near or below freezing.
bimf by Araelius December 28, 2005
bitch ass hoe mother fucker. an easy way to cuss at someone messing with you. most people haven't heard of it, so they'll get confused.
dude messing with you "bitch come over here, stupid ugly cunt!" you "BAHMF!" guy gets really confused and looks at his friends, you run over and punch him.

or if your lazy and hate typing, just ype bahmf to someone fucking with you.
BAHMF by shylaxrawr February 12, 2009
Exclamatory acronym using the first letter of each word in the phrase “balls in my face.” As can be deduced from the literal meaning of the idiom, BIMF is most fittingly used to express extreme distress, often at the unfairness and unwanted strife resulting from a punishment or an unexpectedly and unforeseeably agonizing incident, and inherently compares the painful and undesirable ramifications of the experience metaphorically to having a huge set of hairy testicles plastered against one’s face.
“Dude, I still can’t believe my parents took away my car yesterday! I didn’t even do anything!”
“Yeah man, I know. That was like total BIMF!”
BIMF by Joseph Finklestein June 16, 2008
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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