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bitch ass hoe mother fucker. an easy way to cuss at someone messing with you.
Kid~fight me
Me~ alright bahmf
bahmf by XxZoexX August 1, 2020
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bitch ass hoe mother fucker. an easy way to cuss at someone messing with you. most people haven't heard of it, so they'll get confused.
dude messing with you "bitch come over here, stupid ugly cunt!" you "BAHMF!" guy gets really confused and looks at his friends, you run over and punch him.

or if your lazy and hate typing, just ype bahmf to someone fucking with you.
BAHMF by shylaxrawr February 12, 2009
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bamfatron 

someone or something that exerts supreme bamfness.
wow! that fat guy with a machete is a bamfatron!
bamfatron by T money inda house August 17, 2009
Man,Davis you are a BAMF and Martain you suck.
BAMF by Anonymous October 27, 2003
Word of the Day on December 23, 2019
(n.): corresponds with ANISA, stands for

BIG
ASS
MOTHER
FUCKING
ANISA

used when someone sees a smoking hot fine lady with a big ass booty and more rolls of fat than Trump has of cash
Tyrone: Damn that young stunna by the bar

Shaniquah: She's a BAMFA if I ever saw one

Felicia: I wish I had tits like that
BAMFA by BAMFA INC. October 10, 2016

bamf dork 

1. a person who is so dorky that their a bad-ass in their own way
Dude, even though throwing cards is kind of dorky, you're pretty much a bamf dork at it.
bamf dork by millernm November 25, 2010
Bamfon, a online member who has links to many sites, who is a ex hacker turned WebDeveloper has links to hackfroums.net
Bamfon by Midnight Kid May 3, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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