BEADGASM
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bedgasm
A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.
It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.
beardgasm
Beardgasm (from Greek hairgasmos, from organ to mature, swell, also sexual climax from the sight of hair) is the peak of the plateau phase of the sexual response to a good beard, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. Experienced by males and females, beardgasm is controlled by the involuntary, or autonomic, limbic system, and is accompanied by quick cycles of muscle contraction in the lower pelvic muscles, which surround the primary sexual organs and the anus. Beardgasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation, body movements and vocalizations are expressed, and random acts of dry humping said beard. .
beardgasm by The Supertits May 10, 2011
Bedgasm
Bedgasm by RevBenjamin April 24, 2020
Bedgasm
Dude it's been a pretty long day and after laying down on these silk sheets I definitely just had a bedgasm)
Bedgasm by EmiLon00767 March 1, 2017
Badgasm
Simon: Damn... Bill was owning everyone at Gears of War 2 while fucking Josephine cousin right her ass.
Jack: Wow what a badgasm.
Jack: Wow what a badgasm.