BEADGASM 

A feeling of euphoria experienced when accompanied by beads.

When I walked into the craft store I had an intense BEADGASM .

BEADGASM by anonymous January 6, 2018

bedgasm 

A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.

It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.

bedgasm by tagz December 9, 2008

beardgasm 

Beardgasm (from Greek hairgasmos, from organ to mature, swell, also sexual climax from the sight of hair) is the peak of the plateau phase of the sexual response to a good beard, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. Experienced by males and females, beardgasm is controlled by the involuntary, or autonomic, limbic system, and is accompanied by quick cycles of muscle contraction in the lower pelvic muscles, which surround the primary sexual organs and the anus. Beardgasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation, body movements and vocalizations are expressed, and random acts of dry humping said beard. .

Did you see Brian Wilson's new "filthy" pitch? I just had a beardgasm!

beardgasm by The Supertits May 10, 2011

Bedgasm 

When your bed is so comfortable you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket

Ohhh....bedgasm......mmmmmm

Bedgasm by RevBenjamin April 24, 2020

BEDGASM 

A Feeling Of Happiness Experienced When Climbing Into Bed At The End Of A Very Long Day

Jason: Yo bro, What you been up to lately?
Keenen: Nah, I came back from work, I need a BEDGASM...
Jason: Ohk, Enjoy!

BEDGASM by Jasy1911 June 12, 2015

Bedgasm 

The feeling of relief or euphoria when you lie in your bad after a long day

Dude it's been a pretty long day and after laying down on these silk sheets I definitely just had a [bedgasm)

Bedgasm by EmiLon00767 March 1, 2017

Badgasm

An orgasm while doing something completely and utterly badass.

Simon: Damn... Bill was owning everyone at Gears of War 2 while fucking Josephine cousin right her ass.

Jack: Wow what a badgasm.

Badgasm by Vanguts February 18, 2009