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beangasm 

A sudden, unexpected orgasm, usually occurring in the presence of something far beyond the person experiencing the beangasm. Feelings of shame and guilt often succeed the beangasm.
I was at the bar and then this super smokin chick appeared out of nowhere, i had a beangasm.

That was so awesome, i think i just had a beangasm.

I beangasmed, all over the carpet.
beangasm by timtom123 March 17, 2011
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BEADGASM 

A feeling of euphoria experienced when accompanied by beads.
When I walked into the craft store I had an intense BEADGASM .
BEADGASM by anonymous January 6, 2018
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When you look at Brandon Flowers, just can't contain yourself, and jizz all over the floor.
Person 1: Hey look at this picture of Brandon Flowers' bulge.
Person 2: *on the floor brangasming*

Bangasmic 

A mixture of the two words, Bangin' and Orgasmic which are sexual ways to say "Awesome" It shows that something is beyond awesome.
The food at that restaraunt was so Bangasmic I could die!
Bangasmic by hendoking92 December 27, 2010
Shouting the name of your friend Ben loudly and repeatedly because you are glad to see him/her.
*Ben walks by*
Jess: BENBENBENBENBEN!
Hannah: ...dude, you just had a bengasm.
bengasm by Sebhar January 3, 2008

beingasm 

bee-ING-gaz-uhm (noun)
1. a portmanteau of the words "being" and "orgasm"
2. an ecstatic pleasure derived from simply being
"Everything is awesome! I think I'm about to have a beingasm!"
beingasm by desuforeverlulz August 14, 2014
Once you have beaten something you have wanted to beat for along time, this word has a broad meaning though
Example 1

Guy1: wow you beat that kid up so bad
Guy2: Yeah I feel so good
Guy1: Beatgasm?
Guy2: Yeah

Example 2

Nerd1: I just beat dungeons and Dragons!
Nerd2: You must be so proud of yourself!
Nerd1: OH MY GOD I AM HAVING A BEATGASM GNA GNA GNA!!!!!!
Beatgasm by baldy45 November 12, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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