I heard after Neil Armstrong returned from the Apollo mission, he received zeroj from a bunch of space hookers.
by Vanguts February 28, 2009
When you fuck an asian girl and your dick gets stuck in her very tight pussy, while she moans like a bitch begging for more.
by Vanguts February 28, 2009
Tom: Fuck I don't know I just can't get my dick hard off women anymore.
Jerry: Did you try some of that Cat Megex?
Tom: Is it better than viagara?
Jerry: For sure.
Jerry: Did you try some of that Cat Megex?
Tom: Is it better than viagara?
Jerry: For sure.
by Vanguts February 17, 2009
Dxbreed
Short for dx motherfucking champ|Man Breed. The craziest motherfucker who ever lived. Usually, found dominating rizon or trolling your internet like an anon fiend.
Likes: Screwing up forums, raping women and fucking up the intarwebz.
Short for dx motherfucking champ|Man Breed. The craziest motherfucker who ever lived. Usually, found dominating rizon or trolling your internet like an anon fiend.
Likes: Screwing up forums, raping women and fucking up the intarwebz.
John Nigger:That motherfucker Dxbreed dissed me, my momma, my family and my race.
Pat Jew: Fucking breed...
Pat Jew: Fucking breed...
by Vanguts April 20, 2009
Simon: Damn... Bill was owning everyone at Gears of War 2 while fucking Josephine cousin right her ass.
Jack: Wow what a badgasm.
Jack: Wow what a badgasm.
by Vanguts February 18, 2009
The Zen bhuddists of ancient Mesopotamian china practiced a form of art of art known forbias. This technique invovled the shrinking of a penis by use of hand that clenched a dick so tight it drenched all of the blood outside of it.
by Vanguts February 28, 2009
A cash job is when a girl opens out her hands and you jizz in them as a form of payment for her services.
Yesterday Beth got a cash job so big she brought it to the sperm bank and invested it with double interest.
by Vanguts February 14, 2009