Breadgasm 

A chemical reaction in the brain when a grainaholic consumes bread after going 4-6 hours without.

Man 1: Hey, do you want to go to pastos today?

Man 2: Hell yeah! I am going to have a breadgasm when I get there!

Breadgasm by BreadMonster6000 February 12, 2009

Breadgasm 

The feeling one experiences when consuming a whole loaf of sourdough then drinking fresh lemonade.

Hey Timmy! I breadgasmed so hard yesterday I shit my pants!

Breadgasm by GeorgeIII-Kingofall September 12, 2017

breadgasm 

Breadgasm happens when you make a sourdough bread that is so good that you feel sexually aroused. This is hard to achieve as you need to perfect every step in the process. The breadgasm typically lasts for up to 10 seconds when you eat a slice of your bread. It can be prolonged by adding butter your bread slice.

Holy moly guacamole. This bread is pure breadgasm. Just a bit of butter and salt, I need nothing else!

breadgasm by thebreadcode August 11, 2022

breadfast 

A breakfast that consists mainly of bread

"Hey! Are you coming for lunch?"
"Not today, I had a heavy breadfast."

breadfast by ronron December 4, 2014

bedgasm 

A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.

It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.

bedgasm by tagz December 9, 2008

bragasm

The amazing feeling a female gets (or a male, if you're into that sort of thing...) when taking off a too tight bra after a long day.

"oh this bra is two cup sizes two small, I can't wait to take it off... OHHH YEAH.........bragasm"

bragasm by Elf123 September 4, 2012

Breadism 

A religion that believes that bread is the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with bread.

Pat: What's your religion?
Eric: Breadism
Pat: What's Breadism?
Eric: BREAD IS LIFE MAN

Breadism by motherhotbread June 20, 2015