BAPSo 

Be A Part, Start orgies

"Dude, id kill for a BAPSo with Meg&Dia right now"

"Did you hear? Kevin BAPSo'd it last night!"

BAPSo by BAPSo April 3, 2008

Junior Badson 

some kid who’s up to no good

Junior Badson is the opposite of a model citizen

Junior Badson by Myrestlessness August 27, 2022

baposaurus 

short for baposaurus rex. any female with baps so big and beautiful that said female should be renamed in honour of them.

Q: where's baposaurus gone?

A: she's gone to the beach, to get some sun and show off her baps.

baposaurus by elaurens August 5, 2012

Bassoon 

The best and most unique instrument ever made. It is easily the most hated on instrument in the band, but we know that everyone is just jealous of our amazing talent. Unless it is in the right hands, we sound like ducks with a chainsaw, but otherwise, we sound absolutely beautiful. We are stereotyped as geniuses without a life, but really, we are smart and are the life of the band. Due to our brains, when we are made fun of, our quick mind gives us an insult three times worse than an egotistic trumpets.
We're just awesome though.

Ew, is someone killing a duck?
No, that's just Bob trying to learn bassoon.

Wow, what is that angelic noise?
Only the best instrument ever; The bassoon!

Bassoon by CoffeeAddict September 13, 2012

shatners bassoon 

Area within your brain that defines time perception. Can be affected by so called 'Made up drugs' such as 'Cake'; a Visterbile Amphetamoid from Prague. Cake and the effects on shatners bassoon is covered in a episode of the 'Brass Eye' concered with drugs.

One unlucky user died after being run over by a bus, he thought he had 3 months to cross the road.

shatners bassoon by Valetudo March 24, 2004

bassoonism 

way of life. life decisions that are made by a person who is driven by a musical instrument and the desire to make a living off of said instrument. highly impossible idea only seen worthy by truly committed. it should be supported by true friends.

"I'm going to live in Norway and study a bassoon."
"This is borderline bassoonism but I'm happy for you!"

bassoonism by .:cyfar:. January 31, 2005

Bappo

A fictional character in which experiences things which words resemble the last syllable of his name

When Bappo goes to Mexico, Bappo gets taco.

When Bappo meets vegan, Bappo eats brocco

When Bappo eats bad food, Bappo wet crappo

When Bappo get sleepy, Bappo take nappo

Bappo allergic to Lacto

Bappo by Hiliketits June 1, 2018