Definitions by Valetudo

Nip & Tuck

When somebody interupts you half way through a crap and you have to stop, nip it off and tuck the remainder back up your ass to finish after chastisting the guilty party for interupting you.

You didnt have to beat my door down for fucks sake! I was trying to have a shit in peace!

Nip & Tuck by Valetudo March 26, 2004

gringo's arse 

This is an uncomfortable ailment that occurs between the buttock cheeks. This malady is caused by excessive sweat between the cheeks and the friction of them rubbing together leading to a chapped backside. It is often due to a long bike ride on a particularly hot day. Gringo's arse is usually accompanied by Foy smell.

Nah man! Theres no way I'm gannin oot for a walk today, I've got a canny dose of gringo's arse!

gringo's arse by Valetudo March 26, 2004

Vampires teabag 

A used tampon that if recycled would make a great refreshing brew for a vampire.

So imagine my surpise when i pulled my knob out there was a pungent 'Vampires Teabag' hung on the end like a mordid yoyo!

Vampires teabag by Valetudo March 26, 2004

Dead Rat 

A used Tampon.

So here I am, having bought here drinks all night. We gets back to my place and I find out she's got a 'Dead Rat' inside her.

Dead Rat by Valetudo March 26, 2004

foy 

Foy is actually a term for the smell that accumulates between a mans balls and his arsehole, as in Gringo's arse and foy smell. It is an unusual musty smell that is surprisingly hard to rid despite a decent personal hygiene regime. Often associated with physical activity and sport.

Jesus man! Ive got a terrible case of Foy!

foy by Valetudo March 25, 2004

shatners bassoon 

Area within your brain that defines time perception. Can be affected by so called 'Made up drugs' such as 'Cake'; a Visterbile Amphetamoid from Prague. Cake and the effects on shatners bassoon is covered in a episode of the 'Brass Eye' concered with drugs.

One unlucky user died after being run over by a bus, he thought he had 3 months to cross the road.

shatners bassoon by Valetudo March 24, 2004

stroker 

Not unlike a wanker but far less credible.

Ah man! That guy takes the Piss! He's a proper stroker!

stroker by Valetudo March 24, 2004