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bassoonism

way of life. life decisions that are made by a person who is driven by a musical instrument and the desire to make a living off of said instrument. highly impossible idea only seen worthy by truly committed. it should be supported by true friends.
"I'm going to live in Norway and study a bassoon."
"This is borderline bassoonism but I'm happy for you!"
by .:cyfar:. January 31, 2005
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bassoonist

A musician graced with the blessing of being picked for bassoon in their high school band, or someone with knowledge enough of this profoundly wonderful instrument to choose it.

Bassoonists tend to be a little on the nutty side. When approaching a bassoonist right after a rehearsal, be very cautious until you know if the piece was good or not. If it was good, run, or you will never hear the end of it. If it was very bad, run, or you may detect bad vibes unintentionally directed at you. If it was a trombone, baritone, or tuba part, run. Just run.
'Bassoonists can be mighty dangerous; all those years of blowing on a double reed, and the pressure can get to your brain.' ~paraphrased, Law&Order or CSI
by Zillah Lewis March 31, 2005
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bassooning

to perform a motorboat on a womans vagina
adam is bassooning the shit out of that girl and she likes it.
by im from maine bitches January 6, 2007
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Baboonism

When a person or group of people act with no intelligence ie stupid unsociable behaviour together with their inability to reason or apply logic
I would use baboonism in context to a response

Ie. Why are they acting in that way?
" thats just baboonism "
by Stee Bee December 24, 2019
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Basonism

A rare religion founded in sweden during the 21 century. The religion does not have any central thoughts other than to warship the famous ¨Bason Hocko¨ picture representing what the followers belive is to be god. The founder of the religion is unknown.
I have been thinking about converting to Basonism. Bason Hocko really is too beautiful to resist.
by Råger Hocko September 12, 2019
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Baboonism

In bonism it's the thing you say when there is a subject you have a reaction to and you don't know what it is or how to express it
what is that baboonism
by dukefish January 6, 2024
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