B.P.P.S.

Big PeePee Syndrome, have a large penis, packing shmeat, holding back a trouser monster.

Becky: Did you see David's skinny jeans?
Sara: No, why?
Becky: How did you not! He has a serious case of B.P.P.S. oh my god.

by Dixon Ormus May 31, 2019

b&p's

Derivative of Borescope and Pullovers, as completed prior to a live fire exercise, derived from a Cavalry Scout, Former Recruiter, avid Fisherman, turned Supply Sergeant, trying to assimilate to the Field Artillery.

Supply Sergeant: We got mechanics scheduled to do our B&P's.
The Sarge: What the f@ck are you talking about Tommy?!?

by ManleyF October 3, 2018

B.P.S.

Big Pussy Syndrome. When training gets hard, some people will push through, making them stronger. Unfortunately, most people exhibit BPS by finding reasons not to train hard. This is very common in cycling, as skinny roadies unaccustomed to actual muscle fatigue, will claim they are "over trained" and need a week off, rather than training hard and letting their bodies adapt to the new stress level.

Tim: "I gave up squats because it made my legs too weak for cycling."

Quinn: "B.P.S."

Joe: "My schedule calls for a coffee ride today."
Quinn: "B.P.S."

Phil: "I'm a little fatigued from my Seattle flight... gonna take it easy today."
Quinn: "B.P.S."

by Rocky4 April 28, 2014

B.P.S.

bull. per. shit.,
the rating of how bullshit a statement is.

guy 1: dude I made out with melissa last night at the party
guy 2: yea right, you wish, thats about 500 B.P.S.

by mix masta z November 11, 2010

B.P.S.

B.P.S. Stands for Blind Parent syndrome. Love is blind right? Especially motherly (or fatherly) love.
Parents with B.P.S. may display some of the following symptoms-
*Think their child is sooo much better than they actually are.
*Don't understand why their child doens't place 1st
*Can't understand why anyone would ever not like their child
*Are confused when teachers, adults or even peers of their children have compaints about their child's behavior

(also seeB.D.P.S.)

Petunia and Vernon Dursley have terrible B.P.S. when it comes to Dudley, their son. (From Harry Potter series)

by Chrystal9lotus September 17, 2005

B.P.S.

Acronym for Black People Shit; shit only black people do.

Bashing whites, skin bleaching, raping children, rap, running, jail, thuggery, rape, accusing whites, anything illegal those B.P.S. are.

by youdontneednottoknow October 27, 2011

b.p.s.

bad pubic shave
when your shavin your pubes and get a little cut that goes a long way.

coach: Everyone... 20 laps.
b.p.s. victim: HOLY FUCK NO!

by sadbuttru May 8, 2004