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U.B.P.L.'s 

1. Acronym for "Ultra Beefy Pussy Lips".

2. A beat-up, turned-out vagina that is usually accompained by a foul odor and/or taste.
You're gettin' it on with a chick that you've never been with before. You go down to drink from her natural spring of goodness only to notice that she has one of those vaginas that looks like someone reached up in there, pulled it inside out, and left it hanging. "Damn... that bitch has got U.B.P.L.'s!!!"
U.B.P.L.'s by Thunder80 September 23, 2010
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I.L.U.B.I.K.I.H.U.A.B.O.P.A.I.S. 

What does “I.L.U.B.I.K.I.H.U.A.B.O.P.A.I.S.” Mean?

Oh Idk I’m dum sorry

l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t 

let me suck your dick while you play call of duty with the boys until you cum in my throat
*texting* hey babe, l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t
*replys* bet

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl 

This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V

What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."

"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0

The sensation of bashing the space bar is satisfying. Otherwise, you are bored. Good luck curing it. You're too deep in.
z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 is the only thing curing my boredom.