B.A.S.
B.A.S. by mofo's crazy January 18, 2009
B.A.S.
(aka Burning Asshole Syndrom)
The 'sickness' expierenced in the bathroom while depositing feces in your toilet the morning after eating several spicy things. Causes of this disease are things such as Buffalo Wild Wings' Blazin Sauce and Dave's Insanity Sauce.
The 'sickness' expierenced in the bathroom while depositing feces in your toilet the morning after eating several spicy things. Causes of this disease are things such as Buffalo Wild Wings' Blazin Sauce and Dave's Insanity Sauce.
B.A.S. by nstalgicnaysaer May 9, 2006
B.A.S.
In the military, Basic Allowance for Subsistence. Once eligible for it, you get extra money in your paycheck to shop at the base commissary. The consumption of less-than standard dining facility food can be avoided this way.
B.A.S.
B.A.S. is the abbreviation for Big Arm Syndrome, a condition found in girls who are slightly overweight where their upper arms are huge compared to the rest of their body. The condition is common in girls who try to stay in shape but neglect their upper body. Often B.A.S. can be the result of a diet high in fat and above average consumption of alcohol. If it is not watched closely it can spread causing the girl to become extremely overweight.
Occasionally it is difficult to spot a girl with B.A.S. as a common side effect is having large breasts, which can be distracting.
Girls with B.A.S. are often over sensitive about their weight and this causes them to be combative and down right bitchy.
The Cure is to go to the gym and lift light weights that tone the bicep and tricep area of the arm. Along with a controlled diet of not eating like a cow, many girls have been able to escape the terrible syndrome and go on to be hot girls again.
Occasionally it is difficult to spot a girl with B.A.S. as a common side effect is having large breasts, which can be distracting.
Girls with B.A.S. are often over sensitive about their weight and this causes them to be combative and down right bitchy.
The Cure is to go to the gym and lift light weights that tone the bicep and tricep area of the arm. Along with a controlled diet of not eating like a cow, many girls have been able to escape the terrible syndrome and go on to be hot girls again.
"Hey man look at that babe over there with the big boobies"
"Ah I see, too bad she has a serious case of B.A.S."
"Oh that's a shame, she had a lot to work with, I hope she gets help soon, I'd hate to see her condition worsen."
"Ah I see, too bad she has a serious case of B.A.S."
"Oh that's a shame, she had a lot to work with, I hope she gets help soon, I'd hate to see her condition worsen."
B.A.S. by James Madison's Mentor February 10, 2012
B.A.S
Pronounced "bee/ay/ess" or just "bas." It is an abbreviation for bitchez aint shit. Commonly associated with the B.A.S Mafia originating in Brisbane. A non-profit global movement devoted to the research and instigation that promotes inequality among the genders, propelling men above woman and encourages males to pay the absolute shit out of bitches.
snoop: cunt eyes, whats been happening?
dre: sup cunt knuckles, some bitch was giving me a humma last night aye
snoop: ahh what a slappa, did you give her a blacky and a bluey?
dre: yeh b.a.s'd the bitch had out
snoop: niceee, B.A.S til i die! getting that tattooed on me gooch!
dre: sup cunt knuckles, some bitch was giving me a humma last night aye
snoop: ahh what a slappa, did you give her a blacky and a bluey?
dre: yeh b.a.s'd the bitch had out
snoop: niceee, B.A.S til i die! getting that tattooed on me gooch!
B.A.S by B.A.S Mafia May 16, 2011
B.A.S
An acronym for Bitches Aint Shit, it is America's only 24 hour credit union/full-liquor topless bar.
Expanding soon to include casino with Vegas style gambling when the owners find an indian tribe willing to negotiate.
Expanding soon to include casino with Vegas style gambling when the owners find an indian tribe willing to negotiate.
Dude, lets shoot down to B.A.S for some drinks--my tabs always open since its linked to my bank account!
B.A.S by General Occom February 3, 2010