B.A.S

Pronounced "bee/ay/ess" or just "bas." It is an abbreviation for bitchez aint shit. Commonly associated with the B.A.S Mafia originating in Brisbane. A non-profit global movement devoted to the research and instigation that promotes inequality among the genders, propelling men above woman and encourages males to pay the absolute shit out of bitches.

snoop: cunt eyes, whats been happening?
dre: sup cunt knuckles, some bitch was giving me a humma last night aye
snoop: ahh what a slappa, did you give her a blacky and a bluey?
dre: yeh b.a.s'd the bitch had out
snoop: niceee, B.A.S til i die! getting that tattooed on me gooch!

B.A.S by B.A.S Mafia May 16, 2011

B.A.S

An acronym for Bitches Aint Shit, it is America's only 24 hour credit union/full-liquor topless bar.
Expanding soon to include casino with Vegas style gambling when the owners find an indian tribe willing to negotiate.

Dude, lets shoot down to B.A.S for some drinks--my tabs always open since its linked to my bank account!

B.A.S by General Occom February 3, 2010

B.A.S

Big
Ass
Slut

Popular girl: Omigod. Did u see her clothes? I can't believe I used to be friends with her. She is a B.A.S

B.A.S by alwaysright101 May 28, 2015

B.A.S

Abbreviation for Big Ass Syndrome. When a male or female has a big ass that is disproportionate to their body.
This can occur when someone isn't in shape, or it can be hereditary.

The cure is biking, squats, or for drastic cases, surgery.

"Yo, look, she's got the B.A.S. bad!"
"Damn, that dudes B.A.S could rival Kim Kardashian!"

B.A.S by SleepingGiant June 11, 2018

B.A.S. 

Short for bitch ain't shit.

guy 1: Man, she's retarded as hell.
guy 2: B.A.S.

B.A.S. by mofo's crazy January 18, 2009

B.A.S. 

(aka Burning Asshole Syndrom)

The 'sickness' expierenced in the bathroom while depositing feces in your toilet the morning after eating several spicy things. Causes of this disease are things such as Buffalo Wild Wings' Blazin Sauce and Dave's Insanity Sauce.

"dude those wings last night caused me to have serious B.A.S. this morning"

B.A.S. by nstalgicnaysaer May 9, 2006

B.A.S. 

In the military, Basic Allowance for Subsistence. Once eligible for it, you get extra money in your paycheck to shop at the base commissary. The consumption of less-than standard dining facility food can be avoided this way.

I'm sick of this chow hall slop. I'm going to apply for B.A.S. and stick to nothing but Frosted Flakes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

B.A.S. by Sylfaen December 3, 2003