B's & H's
B's & H's by Jimmy James P October 27, 2008
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B's & H's • b's n h's • bs hs • B.A.S.H. (Account) • I.M.H.S.B • I.B.I.S.H. • bash • LBH • Besh • HSB
L.B.H.S
Leaking Butt Hole Syndrome
aka: L.A.S (Leaking Anus Syndrome)
The leaking of poo into your crack causing irritation. Has many degrees of severity from minor irritation to the most severe known as "Swamp Ass" This affliction is usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking and eating at any resturant with the words "authentic mexican food" in the name. Other causes are "house of Thai" or any food with the word "jerked" in it. Onset of this affliction may be anywhere from 2-12 hours. Symptoms include wetness around the anus followed by severe itching and if you itch it you might as well throw away your underpants. Most cases are accompanied with "Fire Hole" and a nasty stench that can be detected from 85 foot radius. There are very few treatments for L.B.H.S the best solution is prevention. Treatments include enima or tuck some paper in your crack like an ass maxipad. Prevention is the best. avoid spicy food and copius amounts of crappy beer. If there is a chance you will get L.B.H.S make sure you are not going "commando" this will lead to awkward social issues. "Swamp Ass" is the most severe case of L.B.H.S and is caused by the mixture of L.B.H.S and heavy sweating. Most people who are afflicted with this condition are very overweight, live in the South and answer to the name "Rooster" or "Skeeter"
aka: L.A.S (Leaking Anus Syndrome)
The leaking of poo into your crack causing irritation. Has many degrees of severity from minor irritation to the most severe known as "Swamp Ass" This affliction is usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking and eating at any resturant with the words "authentic mexican food" in the name. Other causes are "house of Thai" or any food with the word "jerked" in it. Onset of this affliction may be anywhere from 2-12 hours. Symptoms include wetness around the anus followed by severe itching and if you itch it you might as well throw away your underpants. Most cases are accompanied with "Fire Hole" and a nasty stench that can be detected from 85 foot radius. There are very few treatments for L.B.H.S the best solution is prevention. Treatments include enima or tuck some paper in your crack like an ass maxipad. Prevention is the best. avoid spicy food and copius amounts of crappy beer. If there is a chance you will get L.B.H.S make sure you are not going "commando" this will lead to awkward social issues. "Swamp Ass" is the most severe case of L.B.H.S and is caused by the mixture of L.B.H.S and heavy sweating. Most people who are afflicted with this condition are very overweight, live in the South and answer to the name "Rooster" or "Skeeter"
I.B.I.S.H.
"I Believe In Sherlock Holmes."
A saying that many Brits have been saying after BBC's Sherlock's (2nd) Season Finale had aired. They started saying these things because on the episode, Sherlock died in disgrace, everybody believing that he had made Moriary & other cases up in order to gain more public popularity.
A sign to others that you are a Sherlockian.
(In other cases, "Moriarty Is Real" suffices as well.)
A saying that many Brits have been saying after BBC's Sherlock's (2nd) Season Finale had aired. They started saying these things because on the episode, Sherlock died in disgrace, everybody believing that he had made Moriary & other cases up in order to gain more public popularity.
A sign to others that you are a Sherlockian.
(In other cases, "Moriarty Is Real" suffices as well.)
"Ugh," says the non-believing ninnymuggins. "Sherlock is a fraud, he killed himself just because things didn't go as he schemed."
All of a sudden, a Sherlockian fangirl appears and shows the non-believing ninnymuggins the badge on her shirt. 'I.B.I.S.H.' was written on it in beautiful magic markers.
"MORIARTY IS REEEEAL!!!" Says the fangirl, and she throws a BAFTA at the non-believing ninnymuggins in anger. "Fuck you, Martin Freeman won a BAFTA!" She screams, then walks away proudly.
All of a sudden, a Sherlockian fangirl appears and shows the non-believing ninnymuggins the badge on her shirt. 'I.B.I.S.H.' was written on it in beautiful magic markers.
"MORIARTY IS REEEEAL!!!" Says the fangirl, and she throws a BAFTA at the non-believing ninnymuggins in anger. "Fuck you, Martin Freeman won a BAFTA!" She screams, then walks away proudly.
I.B.I.S.H. by danceisaspork February 5, 2012
B.U.S.H
An acronym that stands for Blow Up Shoot Hide.
Not a perfect outline for a person hiding in a bush, but usually recommended for a braver camper.
Not a perfect outline for a person hiding in a bush, but usually recommended for a braver camper.
Default:Oh look, the perfect cover!
Experienced Default: lol, hope your not a casual camper and I hope you pull off a successful B.U.S.H, despite the fact you might die
Default:what's B.U.S.H?
Experienced Default: the art of true stealth assassians
Experienced Default: lol, hope your not a casual camper and I hope you pull off a successful B.U.S.H, despite the fact you might die
Default:what's B.U.S.H?
Experienced Default: the art of true stealth assassians
B.U.S.H by SPACE_SNIPERX December 6, 2018
H.S.B
"Holy shit balls"
Could be used as an alternate for "OMG" or "HOLY CRAP";
used when you can't believe something just happened to you/around you/to someone, etc.
Could be used as an alternate for "OMG" or "HOLY CRAP";
used when you can't believe something just happened to you/around you/to someone, etc.
H.S.B by Aberham Linkin September 13, 2010
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