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Bait & switch: Internet, newspaper, or phone advertisements, which may include photos, written or verbal descriptions, do not match the woman who shows up, or she has been grossly misrepresented.
Escort: That agency is known for B&S.
B&S by HeavyPooner April 29, 2005
Words you can keep
Batchelors and Spinsters. An Australian term for a semi-formal get-together in the outback. People dress up in formal wear and go to someone's barn or shed to dance, get drunk, hook up and pass out in the back of a ute (trayback vehicle). Although it sounds rough, it's for private schoolies mostly, because of all the landed gentry.
'I hooked up with Sharon at that last B&S out at Jack's place.'
B&S by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006
Related Words
b.s.l B-side B-sian B-squared B&S B.S.B.B. b-sack B-shift b'shits B.Shivers
1) short for "bullshit"
2) short for "beer shits", a more subtle way to say it
You: "Let me use the shitter, I've got serious B.S.!"
Your grandma: "Shut up, that's total B.S. Anyway I need to piss like a racehorse."
You: "Move bitch!!! Oh shit I'm not gonna make it!!!"
(doesn't make it)
B.S. by Nick D November 19, 2003
I don't know how to do that so I'll just b.s it.
b.s by Anonymous October 3, 2003
Abbreviation for "Bachelor of Science" (an academic degree designation). Often seen on individual curriculum vitae(resumes).

Occasionally appears as "BSc."
Dr. Joe Smith

B.S. - Harvard Beauty School
M.S. - Guatemala University, School of Graduate Studies
Ph.D. - Ohio Internet University
B.S. by annonymous December 28, 2003
An abbreviation of a derogatory term - bull shit, barbara streisand, back stabber (synonomous) for the worst thing you can call or do to someone.
That's a bunch of b.s.!
b.s. by sven June 11, 2004
1) short for "bullshit"
2) short for "beer shits", a more subtle way to say it
3) A card game
1)"No way man, thats B.S."

2)"Move I got to got to toilet I got Beer Shits

3)"Hey who wants to play B.S.
B.S. by Alpha Dog666 September 29, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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