B-shift 

In fire department terminology, the department firefighters
are divided into 3 shifts, to provide a full compliment on-duty 24 hours per shift, 7 days a week, 365. A-shift, B-Shift, and C-shift, rotating continually. B-shift is always considered to be the crew that fucks-up regularly and has the most fucked-up personnell.

That sonofabitch is so screwed-up, he belongs on B-shift!

Look what B-shift did now, fucking buttweasels ate all of the chocolate cake!

I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on B-shift.

B-shift by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

B-shift 

1 of 3 shifts used in fire department scheduleing. It is by far better than the other 2 shifts with the best firefighters to do the job right the first time. If your house is on fire pray that B-shift is working if you would like your house to be saved. If your house ends up in the basement it's probly because A or C shift showed up.

Person 1: "Thank god B-shift was working to save my house and my family, We owe those guys our lives!"

B-shift by Jack Sean July 28, 2012

B-Shift 

Fire Service term used to describe one of the three rotating shifts in a fire department work schedule A,B,C. It can apply to either a 24on/48off or a 48on/96off work schedule. B-Shift is universally recognized throughout the North American fire service as the worst shift on the department. It is typically made up of an all star cast of fuck-ups, fucktards,weirdos, and ass bags that have no business being in the fire service. Poor leadership is at the core of this band of derelicts and B-Shift typically has the highest number of 220's in the service. (220 meaning on the dept. 2 min but acting like they have been there 20 years.) B-Shift typically fucks up on a regular basis and cannot follow simple directions. The basis of many department SOP's and SOG's that come out are usually because of one of these incompetent ass clowns. The Benny Hill theme song should be played over the station alerting system in place of tones when these dip shits catch a run. B shifters are well known for constantly complaining and crying about useless bull shit especially with regard to fuel and def in the rig. They love to write in the station log book all the wonderful things they claim to have done during their shift when in reality they just half assed through it or it never happened.

C shifter 1: "Why is there piss all over the floor in front of the urinal and the kitchen floor feels like honey has been spilled all over it?"
C shifter 2: "Fucking B-shift, those dip shits again"

B-Shift by Chachbag51 December 15, 2022

The B shift

There are three shifts to work on the fire department a ABC shift, both the A shift and the C shift agree that B shift is the worst shift.

The phrase “ Fucking B shift” commonly used by A and C shifters. Did the B shift check out the truck this morning. Probably not fucking ab shift

The B shift by Lil-p May 24, 2023

The B shift

There are three shifts to work on the fire department a ABC shift, both the A shift and the C shift agree that B shift is the worst shift.

The phrase “ Fucking B shift” commonly used by A and C shifters. Did the B shift check out the truck this morning. Probably not fucking ab shift

The B shift by Lil-p May 24, 2023

The B shift

There are three shifts to work on the fire department a ABC shift, both the A shift and the C shift agree that B shift is the worst shift.

The phrase “ Fucking B shift” commonly used by A and C shifters. Did the B shift check out the truck this morning. Probably not fucking ab shift

The B shift by Lil-p May 24, 2023

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