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B.S.B.B.

A girl that has a special ability to suck on the male testicles using her abnormally large buttocks. (Ball Sucking Buttocks Bitch)
Timmy:I went all the way with that B.S.B.B. last nite her ass was so good at sucking my balls!!!
by Kamandin April 17, 2006
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B.S.B.B.

The B.S.B.B. just drove by blasting Journey.
by Dustin McMahon March 14, 2008
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B.S.B.B.

by Simoleon Sam July 29, 2021
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F.L.A.B.B.S.

A ratings system employed by a male and his buddies to accurately assess the aesthetic value of a female counterpart.

The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:

1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)

N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.

Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.

Result analysis is as follows:

50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!
Guy 1: dude, she's smoking!

Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?

Guy 1: True, umm well face 9

Guy 2: Legs a safe 8

Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass

Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters

Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5

Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach

Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.
by yeahnah4991 October 13, 2010
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S.A.B.B.S.

If you've dropped something on the ground and can't reach it without having to get up off the chair and get to it, you've got S.A.B.B.S.

Baby, can you please pick that up for me, I have S.A.B.B.S.
by Heidi Strand May 8, 2008
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B.S.B.

acronym for "booty stank booty."

used when:

1.) describing anything with a funky smell

2.) or some crusty hoe.
1.) ooh, dont go near tomas he's got straight B.S.B.

2.) yooooo, look at that B.S.B. walkin down the street! stank!
by kurticus November 24, 2006
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i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill my self so badlt but i dont want to make mt friends and family sad
hey whats wrong?
i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s
by sad.emo_boi August 11, 2020
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