A young guy who has no power in the world except the power to annoy.
So he (and his mates) dress and walk like wannabe gangstas, and do things like cross the road super-slow in front of your car forcing you to slow right down, because they know you aren't going to run them over. As they walk by they look at you sullenly.
Punkasses need to get the beatdown as soon as possible so they become plain punks.
'Look at that fucking punkass. Why is he walking like one leg is shorter than the other!? Fucking loser.'
To do something or play a sport by cheating, being physically agressive and otherwise trying to win at all costs.
'Oh... oh I see. You playin' by prison rules huh? Ok my man, let's see how you handle my shit now!'
Easiest tasks of the day in your dull, mindless office job
'You know... I'm gonna need you to go ahead and take care of the low hanging fruit first...'
Australian. White Ants is a term for termites, who eat out th foundations of your home. A mate who undermines your chances of scoring with a chick, or achieving something else is said to be white-anting you.
'I was in with that chick until that fucking cock-blocker white-anted me.
'Was auch immer' is German for 'Whatever!'
Literally translated it means 'What also always' but ignore that. Ask any German you know for confirmation.
Guy: 'Man, I love being here in Germany drinking beer and scamming on chicks.'
Girlfriend: 'Was auch immer...'
To give something a fucking good try.
I've got no chance scamming on that hottie but I'm going to give it a red hot go.
To have a penis that when not hard, is the size and general appearance of a cashew nut dangling between your legs.
That guy over in the showers is hung like a cashew.