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Azkun is a french meme that means you're masturbating but you don't wanna say it raw.
Person 1 : "Hey what are you doing?"
Person 2 : "I'm doing the azkun right know"
Person 3 : "oh."
Azkun by Xernose August 21, 2022
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My daughter is my akunna
akunna by Baby dragon September 26, 2018
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Ankunvats 

Armenian word for virgin. Literal translation is "without sex".

Can also mean being deprived of sleep.
Hrach: "ay knik, hech martin kuneles?"

Arshalooys: "che, yes ankunvatsem"
Ankunvats by Ay KNIK January 24, 2011
Elder Akuna of the swamp
Akuna by Noatak April 13, 2021
Who ever got this cute name will have to suffer with the pain of always being pronounced wrongly. This name belongs to someone that is very smart but naive at the same time. You are always being tricked and you trust too easily. You're very gullible and easy to manipulate. Even after a broken promise, you will still find a way to trust them again. You forgive but never forget. You are very oblivious, so you often miss a lot of salt and sour moods which makes you constantly happy. You are determined to be successful and you are always looking towards the future. You have integrity of a god and people take that for granted. You have the charm of 1 million diamonds that make people trust you easily. You are very blunt and smart with words which adds to your magnificent charm. The empathy in your heart is filled to the moon and back. A very nice soul who feels bad for the littlest things and is always giving to others without hope for anything in return. If you were a housewife, you would probably be abused. I could never imagine this sweet and innocent name hoeing around.
Person 1: Who should I trick next?

Person 2: The Akunna of course...
Akunna by PurpleLion November 22, 2021

akuna matata

An incorrect spelling of the phrase hakuna matata, and because of that, is most likely an offensive phrase in Swahili.
Random fool in Kenya: Akuna matata!
Passer-by: WHAT WAS THAT?!
akuna matata by Syckls March 9, 2004
A term describing a cross-over yaoi pairing of Axel from Kingdom Hearts and Reno from Final Fantasy VII.

The two are often paired together because they look alike and because Axel is said to be Reno's nobody. (Unconfirmed)
"So I got into a new pairing last night."

"Really? What?"

"I know it sounds weird but AkuNo. It's hot!"
AkuNo by RonnieRox March 1, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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