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There's a crisis of fatherlessness!! Oh no!!! 😱
Hym "There's a crisis of fatherlessness... But the men who are sluting out all of the women dont have to stop at one... Which creates the crisis... So to fix the crisis... Men who aren't sluting out all the women have to become the thing that women are attracted to... Which is a man who sleeps with a lot of women... Which creates the crisis... Hmm... That's a feedback loop... Hmm... What solution could there be? Hmm... Fathers need to raise their kids... But if you have too many to raise with too many different woman you can't raise them... The logistics of it make it impossible... And you have too many kids with too many different women because all of the women are sleeping with you... Hmm... I've come to a conclusion! This is clearly the men's fault! They need to stop doing whatever they want and do what I tell them so that women can keep doing whatever they want which is all sleep with the same man... Er... Wait, shit! That's the feedback loop... Damn! I can't figure it out!"
Fathers by Hym Iam June 1, 2022
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Fathers Advice 

A fathers advice (Frank Nash, father of Holly and Anna Nash) of how to save yourself when being raped, is to tell the rapist that you are on your period.
Rapist: IMA FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT BIATCH
Victim: NOO PLEASE NOO, IM ON MY PERIOD!
Rapist: OHH HELL NO!
Victim: Same time next week?
Rapist: Yeah cool

Fathers advice is good.
Fathers Advice by buebgeungeoge January 31, 2008

Fathers Daughter 

A daughter who looks like her dad, acts like her dad, is pretty much a female version of her Father. Fathers Daughter. Not to be confused with daddys girl, Fathers Daughter is different.

Fathers Day 

The only day of the year teenage boys don't want a gift.
'Get anything this fathers day?'
'Nope, safe for this year man.'
Fathers Day by sea_monster June 16, 2013

fathers boyfriend 

Also known as fathers rubber boyfriend. Describes a
plastic turky baster used to insert water into the rectum and clean out the bowels while simultaneously giving
pleasure.
"Your fathers boyfriend is doing his thing."

"I hear that Tony Milne has a rubber boyriend"
fathers boyfriend by Crazy Otto September 28, 2005

fathers boyfriend 

pauls dad is your dads boyfriend and they fucked eachother in the ass they made u!
pauls dad and your dad fucked again last night your fathers boyfriend made you a brother









haha paul From: Chris C.

fathers day special

Performing anal sex on your typically apprehensive partner in the back of a Ford Bronco while enjoying a bowl of pho.
Good thing my girlfriend wasnt the one eating that spicy pho during my Fathers Day Special, or my dick would be on fire!
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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