Fathers

There's a crisis of fatherlessness!! Oh no!!! 😱
Hym "There's a crisis of fatherlessness... But the men who are sluting out all of the women dont have to stop at one... Which creates the crisis... So to fix the crisis... Men who aren't sluting out all the women have to become the thing that women are attracted to... Which is a man who sleeps with a lot of women... Which creates the crisis... Hmm... That's a feedback loop... Hmm... What solution could there be? Hmm... Fathers need to raise their kids... But if you have too many to raise with too many different woman you can't raise them... The logistics of it make it impossible... And you have too many kids with too many different women because all of the women are sleeping with you... Hmm... I've come to a conclusion! This is clearly the men's fault! They need to stop doing whatever they want and do what I tell them so that women can keep doing whatever they want which is all sleep with the same man... Er... Wait, shit! That's the feedback loop... Damn! I can't figure it out!"
by Hym Iam June 01, 2022
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Father

A mythical creature said to be on a very long quest to get the ultimate treasure milk
Son: father I like anime women

Father: well son we just actually ran out of milk I’m gonna go get some at the store
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Father

A mythical being often said the be the male half/ sperm doner of a childs parental party. Very few have ever been seen
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Father

The guy who went for milk!
Hey where’s my father?
He went for milk 16 years ago.
by Levinrhoads November 27, 2019
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Father

That person that was never in ur life

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Oh father, I wish you were here
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Father

My father is one big motherfucker.
My mum's a father fucker.
My fucker fucked a dad and a mom yesterday.
I am a fucker.
by CREAM (look up band) July 03, 2014
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fatherful

the opposite of fatherless. used to describe a statement/person that you agree with
person 1: “dream stans suck
person 2: “that’s a fatherful opinion
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