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Akun is a person who loves bears.
He's very polite and nice too!
His dick is very big and he always needs to fuck.
"Hey Akun let's go to a zoo and 'play' with bears!"
akun by akunbear December 30, 2016
Words you can keep
My daughter is my akunna
akunna by Baby dragon September 26, 2018
Related Words
Elder Akuna of the swamp
Akuna by Noatak April 13, 2021
Who ever got this cute name will have to suffer with the pain of always being pronounced wrongly. This name belongs to someone that is very smart but naive at the same time. You are always being tricked and you trust too easily. You're very gullible and easy to manipulate. Even after a broken promise, you will still find a way to trust them again. You forgive but never forget. You are very oblivious, so you often miss a lot of salt and sour moods which makes you constantly happy. You are determined to be successful and you are always looking towards the future. You have integrity of a god and people take that for granted. You have the charm of 1 million diamonds that make people trust you easily. You are very blunt and smart with words which adds to your magnificent charm. The empathy in your heart is filled to the moon and back. A very nice soul who feels bad for the littlest things and is always giving to others without hope for anything in return. If you were a housewife, you would probably be abused. I could never imagine this sweet and innocent name hoeing around.
Person 1: Who should I trick next?

Person 2: The Akunna of course...
Akunna by PurpleLion November 22, 2021

akuna matata

An incorrect spelling of the phrase hakuna matata, and because of that, is most likely an offensive phrase in Swahili.
Random fool in Kenya: Akuna matata!
Passer-by: WHAT WAS THAT?!
akuna matata by Syckls March 9, 2004
A term describing a cross-over yaoi pairing of Axel from Kingdom Hearts and Reno from Final Fantasy VII.

The two are often paired together because they look alike and because Axel is said to be Reno's nobody. (Unconfirmed)
"So I got into a new pairing last night."

"Really? What?"

"I know it sounds weird but AkuNo. It's hot!"
AkuNo by RonnieRox March 1, 2009

akuna matata

It means no worries, for the rest of your daaaaaaays. It's our problem free.. philosophy! AKUNA MATATA!
I lovs teh lIon king!!!1
akuna matata by Simba October 26, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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