Ayatollah’d

Being fired from your job on your first day at work.

Example: Bob got appointed to lead Iran on Monday morning, but was forced to resign after exploding just hours later. Bob has been Ayatollah’d

Ayatollah’d by notaprogressiveaussie March 4, 2026

ayatollah of rock and rolla

Can refer to a line from the 1981 Mel Gibson movie "Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior," in which the leader of the antagonists is described as the "Warrior of the Wasteland" and the "Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla"

Toady: "Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!"

ayatollah of rock and rolla by Max Rockatansky March 8, 2009

ayatollah of rock and rollah 

Is Lord Humungus form Mad Max 2 (known as The Road Warrior in the U.S.), Lord of the Waste Land.

Lord Humungus (Kjell Nilsson) is the violent, yet charismatic and articulate leader of a "vicious gang of post-holocaust, motorcycle-riding vandals" who "loot, rape, and kill the few remaining wasteland dwellers. Styling himself the "warrior of the wasteland, the ayatullah of rock-and-rollah", Humungus' "malevolence courses through his huge pectorals, pulses visibly under his bald, sutured scalp. Humungus' face is never seen, as he wears a hockey goalies' mask; as far as clothing, he has a bare torso adorned only with leather biker paraphernalia. There is nothing to suggest what his background was prior to the apocalyptic war, but there are indications that he possibly suffered from radiation exposure. Although ruthless, he also appears to have the ability to think rationally in times of crisis.

Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah!

ayatollah of rock and rollah by whiteman78 January 28, 2009

Ayatollah Assahola 

A term used to describe western sentiments towards the consolidation of power by the fundamentalist/terrorist radical, Grand Ayatollah Khomeini and his cadre of fanatics in 1979. Though Khomeini is long dead, the term is still applicable to any radical Ayatollahs including: Nakhbadeh, Zahedi, and even Ayatollah Razmada.

If that Ayatollah Assahola doesn't stop sponsoring terrorism I’ll take him to the curb

Ayatollah Assahola by OnionSoup December 21, 2008

Ayatollah 

n. Islam.
1.A high-ranking Shiite religious authority regarded as worthy of imitation in matters of religious law and interpretation.
2.Used as a title for such a leader.
lit. Sign of God

Ayatollah is a high rank given to major Shi'a clerics. The word means 'sign of God', and those who carry the title are experts in Islamic studies such as jurisprudence, ethics, philosophy and mysticism, and usually teach in schools (hawza) of Islamic sciences. The next lower clerical rank is Hojat-ol-Islam ("authority on Islam").

The rank is granted by consensus, rather than ceremonially: an esteemed religious scholar who has earned the respect and admiration of his teachers for his knowledge and behavior after completing his Hawza studies. By then he would be able to issue his own edicts from the sources of religious laws (Quran, Sunna, Ijma'e, Aql). Most of the time this is attested by an issued certificate from his teachers. This Ayatollah then can teach in religious Hawza according to his speciality and can act as a reference for their religious questions and as a judge.

Only a few of the most important Ayatollahs are accorded the rank of Grand Ayatollah (ayat ullahi 'l-`udhma, "great sign of God"), or Marja al-taqlid ("reference for emulation"). This usually happens when the followers of one of the ayatollahs refer to him in many situations and ask him to publish his Jurdistic book in which he answers the vast majority of daily Muslim affairs. The book is called Risalah 'Ilmiyah which is usually a reinvention of the book Al-Urwat-ulWuthqah according to their knowledge of the most authentic Islamic sources and the current life.
There is usually one Grand Ayatollah in Iraq that heads the Hawza (curently Ali al-Sistani). There are more in Iran and wherever Shi'a exist.
There are more than 20 living, the most famous of them are: Grand Ayatollahs worldwide: Jawad Tabrizi, Ali Khamenei, Ali al-Sistani, Kazem al-Haeri, Muhammad Fazel Lankarani, Ali Montazeri, Mohammad Hussein Fadlullah and Sadiq Hussaini Shirazi.

When Westerners say 'the Ayatollah', they usually mean Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, who brought the word into the international limelight during the 1979 Iranian Revolution; a possible secondary meaning would be the term's use to indicate the serving Supreme Leader of Iran.

The current Supreme Leader of Iran, who guides the country based on the Islamic Laws, is Ayatollah Syed Ali Khamenei.

Ayatollah by Syed Asim April 13, 2006

ayatollah of rock and rolla

is chris jericho, the best wrestler in the WWE

ayatollah of rock and rolla made millions tap out to the walls of jericho

ayatollah of rock and rolla by Y2J November 30, 2003

Ayatollah 

A man who uses religion as an excuse for all sorts of evil. A man who claims to be religious while using religion to excuse murder and other criminal acts.

Pat Robertson is the Grand Ayatollah of the GOP.

Ayatollah by jesster79 December 2, 2005