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A state of mind in which you think up ridiculous ideas which at the time seem to make perfect sense but upon review at a later time are revealed as complete nonsense and are usually quite humoress. This can be be attributed to drug use, lack of sleep, or any similar effects.
My mind was a total Wasteland when I wrote down: "The monkeys, ARE TALKING!"
by Sid August 08, 2003
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A kid in my class is a water slapper
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Dude#1 - "I had to drive through that Wasteland today"

Dude#2 - "you mean Detroit?"
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Refers to a raw, grimey, industrial area suitable for BMX sessions and are most common in Dirty Jersey(Northeast) and NYC. Most people view this habitat as nothing more than an eye-sore or detritus. Overwhelmed by fear and disgust, most riders wouldn't dare pass the visible "No Trespassing" signs. TeamPiFF members are often found lurking in the darkest of alleys and dungeons with no visible signs of resent or phobias.

Esophegator was seen emerging from "Appleseed", with a grin only obtained from BMX seesions at the famed wasteland.
by esophegator July 25, 2006
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Wasteland commonly referred to as your Butt-Hole.
Fantasy doom can only come to those who enter my wasteland and once you enter my realm, you will hear the thunder, you will see the lightning you will feel the fire and then you will know my reign is true...
by Ameri-Do-Te November 11, 2015
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a Detroit original: the stripmall infested corporate diamond mines, geographically located just outside of the city boundaries, otherwise known as the SUBURBS. The first part of name describes the area's contributions to it's parental city's resources. The second part of the word is just ironic. Also the home of the WASTE-OID.
We drove through miles of wastelands on our journey to the city, stopping only once for a burger named mac and a biggie fry.
by Mel March 04, 2005
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A "Wasteland" is an alternate name for a Butt-hole, Rectum, Anus, Rusty Sheriff's Badge or Chocolate Start fish. It is generally dark, dank, smelly and moist.
Welcome to my wasteland where you will hear my thunder, see my lightening, and feel my wrath imposed upon you.
by Ameri-Do-Te November 05, 2015
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