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Awkwardorable
Jordan's facial expressions when he was dancing with that girl who smells like soup were so awkwardorable!
Awkwardorable by coreyhascooties August 1, 2012
akweird
when the situation surpasses all levels of awkwardness and weird and meld into it's own new level. this usually involves being caught in some one sided incest fest or any other odd uncomfortable situation.
akweird situation 1.
your priest/Rabi/reverend/bishop walk in on you doing something you shouldn't while they're doing something they shouldn't (sexual or otherwise). that tense situation increases until something weird breaks the ice like a streaker shows up or a mime..
akweird situation 2
a relative has a "thing" for you and your significant other finds that hot. no one said it wasn't going to be gross
akweird situation 3.
your parent drags you to the shrink to talk about sex dreams they've been having involving you and a family orgy
your priest/Rabi/reverend/bishop walk in on you doing something you shouldn't while they're doing something they shouldn't (sexual or otherwise). that tense situation increases until something weird breaks the ice like a streaker shows up or a mime..
akweird situation 2
a relative has a "thing" for you and your significant other finds that hot. no one said it wasn't going to be gross
akweird situation 3.
your parent drags you to the shrink to talk about sex dreams they've been having involving you and a family orgy
akweird by miss michele March 14, 2008
awkweird
a person, place, or thing that is neither a pathetic-cute awkward nor a savvy-suave weird, but rather a weird awkward and awkward weird.
Person A: "I just cleaned the crevices between my toes with a hang nail."
Person B: "I must say that's pretty awkweird."
Person B: "I must say that's pretty awkweird."
awkweird by neosushisek August 7, 2011
akweird
akweird by Karategurl254 March 7, 2008
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
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