Awkeird 

When something is so awkward its weird

Licking someone's finger is so awkeird

Awkeird by That awkeird girl May 3, 2018

awkbird 

An awkbird is the current girlfriend of one of your sons that appears in intimate family photos but has a face like a smacked arse because she’s about to get the elbow.

Great wedding photos Dave, who’s that woman that looks someone’s called her fat?

Oh the ‘awkbird’ you mean? That’s my lad’s ex. She was on her way out but he didn’t have the balls to tell her before the wedding!

awkbird by Smellynappybaby June 2, 2018

awkweird 

When something is weirdly awkward. Combination of "awkward" and "weird".

Guy one walks into his shared dorm. Find his male roomate dressing himself as a woman.

Guy one: Ok..This is totally awkweird...I'll be going.
Roomate: Uhm...it's not what you think.

awkweird by Gabriella May 23, 2005

akweird 

when the situation surpasses all levels of awkwardness and weird and meld into it's own new level. this usually involves being caught in some one sided incest fest or any other odd uncomfortable situation.

akweird situation 1.

your priest/Rabi/reverend/bishop walk in on you doing something you shouldn't while they're doing something they shouldn't (sexual or otherwise). that tense situation increases until something weird breaks the ice like a streaker shows up or a mime..

akweird situation 2
a relative has a "thing" for you and your significant other finds that hot. no one said it wasn't going to be gross

akweird situation 3.
your parent drags you to the shrink to talk about sex dreams they've been having involving you and a family orgy

akweird by miss michele March 14, 2008

awkweird 

a person, place, or thing that is neither a pathetic-cute awkward nor a savvy-suave weird, but rather a weird awkward and awkward weird.

Person A: "I just cleaned the crevices between my toes with a hang nail."

Person B: "I must say that's pretty awkweird."

awkweird by neosushisek August 7, 2011

akweird 

When something goes above or beyon just beyond weird or akward. Also a combination of the two.

Man, that show that was on last night was just so akweird!

akweird by Karategurl254 March 7, 2008

awkweird 

when something is so weird that it makes the entire situation awkward

Ash: Hey dude whats up?
Brandon: Not much, just thinking about pteradactyl porn
Ash:...
Ash: thanks for making that totally awkweird

awkweird by nonstopgamer14 January 4, 2010