Definitions by neosushisek
text life
teenager: "Does getting married ruin your text life?"
mom: "Yes, especially since your dad doesn't know how to text."
mom: "Yes, especially since your dad doesn't know how to text."
text life by neosushisek December 1, 2011
awkweird
a person, place, or thing that is neither a pathetic-cute awkward nor a savvy-suave weird, but rather a weird awkward and awkward weird.
Person A: "I just cleaned the crevices between my toes with a hang nail."
Person B: "I must say that's pretty awkweird."
Person B: "I must say that's pretty awkweird."
awkweird by neosushisek August 7, 2011