Automuck

Feeding chip to all players at a pokertable, being unable to win any hand at all during a game.

My AA lost Vs a silly 3/4 catching a stright at river!!!!

Damn, I hit the automuck and feed 50$ to a riverrat!!

by SpiritOfNor August 23, 2012

Autofucking

To stick your own dick up your ass; to fuck yourself

He had no idea that autofucking could feel so good

by Aurvropea May 4, 2017

autofuckingmatically

if something happens this will automatically result without question.

The first grandchild is autofuckingmatically the most beautifull baby ever.

by Pineitos July 16, 2010

autosuck

A fictitious feature that should accompany an expensive item.

Dolan: Nice Benz Mo Fro !
Fav: Thanks D !
Dolan: Lotta Jacksons for some wheels like that?
Fav: 55K
Dolan: For that price, it better come with autosuck !
Fav: Yeat ! You got that right !

by Fav February 13, 2008

Autocuck

The act to cuckolding yourself, usually inadvertently but sometimes deliberately. Being a beta to another alpha male's woman. Example: when a man enters a romantic relationship with a woman with children from another man. The man provides provisions and emotional support for another man's children and woman.

Not to be confused with charity. Non-romantic support of a single mother (such as community support, social services) is not autocuckolding, it's charity.

John autocucked himself when he married a woman with children from another man. He actually takes pleasure in furthering another man's genes.

by OneAlpha September 8, 2019

autofuckorrect

The result of Siri typing out something that was nowhere near what you intended to send in a text. Also applies to talk to text applications.

I’m sorry that sentence didn’t make sense but Siri and her autofuckorrect totally botched that up.

by Michael the Greek April 8, 2020

Autofuck

When you are tired of telling someone you are textin autocorrect when something is typed wrong

Tyler: Humpba dead Moorhead

Adam: WHAT?!?!

Tyler: autofuck

by Autofucked May 12, 2014