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Autofuckup 

A phone glitch where, when you are talking shit about someone, sends the text to that person instead of the person you intended.
I meant to text Sally how fat Debbie. Looked in that outfit, but Autofuckup sent it to Debbie instead!
Autofuckup by Freudian fingers October 12, 2018
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Autofucking 

To stick your own dick up your ass; to fuck yourself
He had no idea that autofucking could feel so good
Autofucking by Aurvropea May 4, 2017

autofuckingmatically 

if something happens this will automatically result without question.
The first grandchild is autofuckingmatically the most beautifull baby ever.

autofuckorrect 

The result of Siri typing out something that was nowhere near what you intended to send in a text. Also applies to talk to text applications.
I’m sorry that sentence didn’t make sense but Siri and her autofuckorrect totally botched that up.

Autofuck 

When you are tired of telling someone you are textin autocorrect when something is typed wrong
Tyler: Humpba dead Moorhead

Adam: WHAT?!?!

Tyler: autofuck
Autofuck by Autofucked May 12, 2014

autofuck 

when your dick is so numb from fucking all night your pelvis is thrusting in a repetitive motion from habit
Jenny: OOOOOh yeeeaaah! uh! harder!
Bob: Sorry honey, i forgot you were there, im on autofuck right now.
autofuck by trillestchic June 3, 2008

Autofuckmylife 

A term for a phone glitch wherein, when you are talking shit about Person A to Person B, mistakenly sends the text to Person A.
I texted Debbie how cute she looked in her outfit but when I texted Sally how fat Debbie looked in it, Autofuckmylife sent the text to Debbie!
Autofuckmylife by Freudian fingers October 12, 2018
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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