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Autofucking 

To stick your own dick up your ass; to fuck yourself
He had no idea that autofucking could feel so good
Autofucking by Aurvropea May 4, 2017

autofuckingmatically 

if something happens this will automatically result without question.
The first grandchild is autofuckingmatically the most beautifull baby ever.

autofuckorrect 

The result of Siri typing out something that was nowhere near what you intended to send in a text. Also applies to talk to text applications.
I’m sorry that sentence didn’t make sense but Siri and her autofuckorrect totally botched that up.

Autofuck 

When you are tired of telling someone you are textin autocorrect when something is typed wrong
Tyler: Humpba dead Moorhead

Adam: WHAT?!?!

Tyler: autofuck
Autofuck by Autofucked May 12, 2014

autofuck 

when your dick is so numb from fucking all night your pelvis is thrusting in a repetitive motion from habit
Jenny: OOOOOh yeeeaaah! uh! harder!
Bob: Sorry honey, i forgot you were there, im on autofuck right now.
autofuck by trillestchic June 3, 2008

Autofuckup 

A phone glitch where, when you are talking shit about someone, sends the text to that person instead of the person you intended.
I meant to text Sally how fat Debbie. Looked in that outfit, but Autofuckup sent it to Debbie instead!
Autofuckup by Freudian fingers October 12, 2018
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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