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Autofucket

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noun,
The chaotic force inside autocorrect that mangles a normal sentence into nonsense, accidental poetry, cursed prophecy, or an entirely new word that must then be preserved because it is funnier than the intended phrase.
I tried to type ‘goshdarnit,’ but autofucket gave me ‘gishdarnut,’ and honestly it improved the sentence.
Autofucket by Pugvsevil May 16, 2026
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Autofucking 

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To stick your own dick up your ass; to fuck yourself
He had no idea that autofucking could feel so good
Autofucking by Aurvropea May 4, 2017

autofuckingmatically 

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if something happens this will automatically result without question.
The first grandchild is autofuckingmatically the most beautifull baby ever.

autofuckorrect 

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The result of Siri typing out something that was nowhere near what you intended to send in a text. Also applies to talk to text applications.
I’m sorry that sentence didn’t make sense but Siri and her autofuckorrect totally botched that up.

Autofuck 

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When you are tired of telling someone you are textin autocorrect when something is typed wrong
Tyler: Humpba dead Moorhead

Adam: WHAT?!?!

Tyler: autofuck
Autofuck by Autofucked May 12, 2014

autofuck 

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when your dick is so numb from fucking all night your pelvis is thrusting in a repetitive motion from habit
Jenny: OOOOOh yeeeaaah! uh! harder!
Bob: Sorry honey, i forgot you were there, im on autofuck right now.
autofuck by trillestchic June 3, 2008

Autofuckup 

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A phone glitch where, when you are talking shit about someone, sends the text to that person instead of the person you intended.
I meant to text Sally how fat Debbie. Looked in that outfit, but Autofuckup sent it to Debbie instead!
Autofuckup by Freudian fingers October 12, 2018
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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