Fav's definitions

Half a Tuffy

An erection. However, not at full mast. Not flacid, not rock hard.

Dolan: Whadya do last nite Fav?
Fav: Drank some single malt and hung out with Kelly Green.
Dolan: I know you are skipping out on some graphic details.
Fav: Whaaa???
Dolan: Did you pound on her pelt?
Fav: I wouldn't call it pounding, no. I could only get half a tuffy. Damn Scotch.
Dolan: Happens every time.

by Fav April 16, 2008

Down on the Muffin

Cunnilingus. The act of using your mouth and tongue to stimulate your selfish bitch.

Dolan: Hey Fav, who is the new piece of quim I've seen you hangin' with?
Fav: Oh, her name is Aja. I met her online a few days ago.
Dolan: Have you been down on the muffin yet?
Fav: Hell no. She currently has a yeast infection AND her period ! Some serious hazmat brewin' down there.
Dolan: Yeeessh !

by Fav February 14, 2008

Camel Toe

A shot consisting of 1 part Baileys Irish Cream and 1 part Cointreau. Original recipe developed by Fav.

Bartender: Hey Mac, the usual?
Fav: No make me a Camel Toe...and keep 'em comin' !
Bartender: Rough day?
Fav: Yeah. I got laid off, found out I got the genital warts, my wife is pregnant and to top it off, I am sterile.
Bartender: Next one's on the house.
Fav: Gee, thanks.
Bartender: Always good to see you Fav !

by Fav June 26, 2008

snapping

Snapping is when you have a thumb in a girl's ass and a finger in her cunt and you snap them through the thin membrane that separates heaven from hell.

Genevieve just about peed herself when I started snapping.

by Fav December 3, 2006

meat schlop

A meaty and greasy vagina.

For such a slender and skinny girl, I didn't expect to find such meat schlop between her legs.

by fav January 27, 2007

firsting

Fucking your first cousin.

There weren't any bitches left at the party, so I decided firsting was my only option.

by fav January 20, 2007

Saab Story

In other words: Swedish Automobile Always Broken. Every Saab owner has a Saab story or a sob story.

Fav sees Dolan hitchhiking down Route 1A, pulls over to pick him up.

Fav: What up bro?
Dolan: Eh, fuckin' car broke down again.
Fav: Second fuckin' time this month?
Dolan: Yeah, Fuckin' Saab Story, don't really want to talk about it.
Fav: All right, let's go fingerbang Maryjane Rottencrotch. Maybe that will get the Saab off of your mind.
Dolan: Let's stop at The Beef Corral first, I'm starving.
Fav: Okay.

by Fav April 13, 2008