Autocuck

The act to cuckolding yourself, usually inadvertently but sometimes deliberately. Being a beta to another alpha male's woman. Example: when a man enters a romantic relationship with a woman with children from another man. The man provides provisions and emotional support for another man's children and woman.

Not to be confused with charity. Non-romantic support of a single mother (such as community support, social services) is not autocuckolding, it's charity.

John autocucked himself when he married a woman with children from another man. He actually takes pleasure in furthering another man's genes.

by OneAlpha September 8, 2019

autocucumber

Auto correction in smartphone English used by most smartphone operating systems such a Android and iOS.

a: Wait, I got cum in my hair.
b: ehm?
a: Oh! GUM! Ducking autocucumber!

by urquell June 28, 2012

Autofucking

To stick your own dick up your ass; to fuck yourself

He had no idea that autofucking could feel so good

by Aurvropea May 4, 2017

autofuckingmatically

if something happens this will automatically result without question.

The first grandchild is autofuckingmatically the most beautifull baby ever.

by Pineitos July 16, 2010

autosuck

A fictitious feature that should accompany an expensive item.

Dolan: Nice Benz Mo Fro !
Fav: Thanks D !
Dolan: Lotta Jacksons for some wheels like that?
Fav: 55K
Dolan: For that price, it better come with autosuck !
Fav: Yeat ! You got that right !

by Fav February 13, 2008

Autocucumber

A slang term do describe when autocorrect catastrophically fails, popular in the UK.

"I got totally ducked last night"
"Ducked?"
"God damn autocucumber!"

by Benitokun January 23, 2015

Automuck

Feeding chip to all players at a pokertable, being unable to win any hand at all during a game.

My AA lost Vs a silly 3/4 catching a stright at river!!!!

Damn, I hit the automuck and feed 50$ to a riverrat!!

by SpiritOfNor August 23, 2012