autosuck

A fictitious feature that should accompany an expensive item.

Dolan: Nice Benz Mo Fro !
Fav: Thanks D !
Dolan: Lotta Jacksons for some wheels like that?
Fav: 55K
Dolan: For that price, it better come with autosuck !
Fav: Yeat ! You got that right !

autosuck by Fav February 13, 2008

Autofucking 

To stick your own dick up your ass; to fuck yourself

He had no idea that autofucking could feel so good

Autofucking by Aurvropea May 4, 2017

auto suck

A motorized Cock Sucking Vaccum that you plug into the cigarette lighter of your car for long road trips.(usually used by professional truck drivers)

On my way to Montana I didn't see any truck drivers so I put over 1000 miles on my new "Auto Suck)

auto suck by Doyle March 11, 2004

autofuckingmatically 

if something happens this will automatically result without question.

The first grandchild is autofuckingmatically the most beautifull baby ever.

autofuckingmatically by Pineitos July 16, 2010

Automuck

Feeding chip to all players at a pokertable, being unable to win any hand at all during a game.

My AA lost Vs a silly 3/4 catching a stright at river!!!!

Damn, I hit the automuck and feed 50$ to a riverrat!!

Automuck by SpiritOfNor August 23, 2012

Autocuck 

The act to cuckolding yourself, usually inadvertently but sometimes deliberately. Being a beta to another alpha male's woman. Example: when a man enters a romantic relationship with a woman with children from another man. The man provides provisions and emotional support for another man's children and woman.

Not to be confused with charity. Non-romantic support of a single mother (such as community support, social services) is not autocuckolding, it's charity.

John autocucked himself when he married a woman with children from another man. He actually takes pleasure in furthering another man's genes.

Autocuck by OneAlpha September 8, 2019

autofuckorrect 

The result of Siri typing out something that was nowhere near what you intended to send in a text. Also applies to talk to text applications.

I’m sorry that sentence didn’t make sense but Siri and her autofuckorrect totally botched that up.

autofuckorrect by Michael the Greek April 8, 2020