Skip to main content

Autofucking 

Share definition Flag
To stick your own dick up your ass; to fuck yourself
He had no idea that autofucking could feel so good
Autofucking by Aurvropea May 4, 2017

auto suck

Share definition Flag
A motorized Cock Sucking Vaccum that you plug into the cigarette lighter of your car for long road trips.(usually used by professional truck drivers)
On my way to Montana I didn't see any truck drivers so I put over 1000 miles on my new "Auto Suck)
auto suck by Doyle March 11, 2004

autofuckingmatically 

Share definition Flag
if something happens this will automatically result without question.
The first grandchild is autofuckingmatically the most beautifull baby ever.

Automuck

Share definition Flag
Feeding chip to all players at a pokertable, being unable to win any hand at all during a game.
My AA lost Vs a silly 3/4 catching a stright at river!!!!

Damn, I hit the automuck and feed 50$ to a riverrat!!
Automuck by SpiritOfNor August 23, 2012

Autocuck 

Share definition Flag
The act to cuckolding yourself, usually inadvertently but sometimes deliberately. Being a beta to another alpha male's woman. Example: when a man enters a romantic relationship with a woman with children from another man. The man provides provisions and emotional support for another man's children and woman.

Not to be confused with charity. Non-romantic support of a single mother (such as community support, social services) is not autocuckolding, it's charity.
John autocucked himself when he married a woman with children from another man. He actually takes pleasure in furthering another man's genes.
Autocuck by OneAlpha September 8, 2019

autofuckorrect 

Share definition Flag
The result of Siri typing out something that was nowhere near what you intended to send in a text. Also applies to talk to text applications.
I’m sorry that sentence didn’t make sense but Siri and her autofuckorrect totally botched that up.
More from Urban Dictionary

Overstand 

Share definition Flag
To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

Share definition Flag
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

Share definition Flag
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

Share definition Flag
An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

Share definition Flag
The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

Share definition Flag
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
Next