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autofuck 

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when your dick is so numb from fucking all night your pelvis is thrusting in a repetitive motion from habit
Jenny: OOOOOh yeeeaaah! uh! harder!
Bob: Sorry honey, i forgot you were there, im on autofuck right now.
autofuck by trillestchic June 3, 2008

Autofucking 

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To stick your own dick up your ass; to fuck yourself
He had no idea that autofucking could feel so good
Autofucking by Aurvropea May 4, 2017

autofuckingmatically 

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if something happens this will automatically result without question.
The first grandchild is autofuckingmatically the most beautifull baby ever.

autosuck

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A fictitious feature that should accompany an expensive item.
Dolan: Nice Benz Mo Fro !
Fav: Thanks D !
Dolan: Lotta Jacksons for some wheels like that?
Fav: 55K
Dolan: For that price, it better come with autosuck !
Fav: Yeat ! You got that right !
autosuck by Fav February 13, 2008

autofuckorrect 

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The result of Siri typing out something that was nowhere near what you intended to send in a text. Also applies to talk to text applications.
I’m sorry that sentence didn’t make sense but Siri and her autofuckorrect totally botched that up.

Automuck

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Feeding chip to all players at a pokertable, being unable to win any hand at all during a game.
My AA lost Vs a silly 3/4 catching a stright at river!!!!

Damn, I hit the automuck and feed 50$ to a riverrat!!
Automuck by SpiritOfNor August 23, 2012
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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