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autofellatiography 

A self-written biographical sketch, such as one submitted in support of an award application, in which the writer plays up and exaggerates their own accomplishments, giving themselves a symbolic blow job.
"I got nominated for employee of the year, but now they're making me write an autofellatiography. I'm gagging."
autofellatiography by Fishbert December 16, 2008

autofelatio 

try this: curl into a ball and suck yourself. congrats, ur performing autofelatio
"DUDE that's SICK! He's givin himself head!"
autofelatio by SLEEZ December 22, 2004

Autofelation

The art of sucking ones own cock.
Holy Shit! I had a dream about Autofelation last night! It was awsome!
Autofelation by Maxtrac September 12, 2005

autofelatio 

dat guy who gave himself autofelatio broke his neck

Autofelatio 

It's a movement where you move your head to your genitals and give it to you on your own.
I just give a Autofelatio to me...
Autofelatio by YoMamascok November 12, 2019

Autobeating 

Stroking your shi to a photo or video of yourself
She thought I was a serial killer when she caught me autobeating.
Autobeating by freakyfortnite September 11, 2025