autofelatio

When you suck your own dick. An easy way to break your neck.

dat guy who gave himself autofelatio broke his neck

by Skeetskeetskeetward July 24, 2016

post-nut clarity

that moment after you fap when you realize just what the fuck you've been yankin* to

*definition number 3

post-nut clarity is the leading cause of search history deletion

by Skeetskeetskeetward July 04, 2017

best believe

Synonym for "you better believe"

"best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper"

by Skeetskeetskeetward July 26, 2016