post-nut clarity

that moment after you fap when you realize just what the fuck you've been yankin* to

*definition number 3
post-nut clarity is the leading cause of search history deletion
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autofelatio

dat guy who gave himself autofelatio broke his neck
by Skeetskeetskeetward July 25, 2016
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best believe

"best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper"
by Skeetskeetskeetward July 27, 2016
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