Definitions by Skeetskeetskeetward

post-nut clarity 

that moment after you fap when you realize just what the fuck you've been yankin* to

*definition number 3

post-nut clarity is the leading cause of search history deletion

post-nut clarity by Skeetskeetskeetward July 4, 2017

best believe 

Synonym for "you better believe"

"best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper"

best believe by Skeetskeetskeetward July 26, 2016

autofelatio 

When you suck your own dick. An easy way to break your neck.

dat guy who gave himself autofelatio broke his neck

autofelatio by Skeetskeetskeetward July 24, 2016